Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Womanizer Uncle’s New Dyed Salad Disproves His Previously Held Theory That Age Is Just A Number
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A family barbecue in Betoota Heights has this week been the scene of a major scientific
Channel 7 Reveal Sonia Kruger Will Stay On After Big Brother To Moderate Next Leader’s Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for fans of reality TV and politics, the nation is set to
Chipper Bloke Lets Sharehouse Know He’s Onto 3rd Date By Hogging Bathroom With Grooming Session
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has politely let his sharehouse know his love life is on
Tasmania Continues To Lead The Way By Enjoying Yet Another Year Of Being Carbon Negative
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation continues to grapple with its carbon emissions, the little island just off Australia’
Panicking Murdoch Orders Editors To Ignore Rate Rise And Go Back To Albo Gaffe From 4 Weeks Ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For the first time in 12 years, interest rates have finally risen. It’s an announcement
Triple M Honours Taylor Hawkins With Regular Programming
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Popular radio station Triple M has today caused a few eyes to well up across the
Report: Not Much Of A Fucken Vibe In Newy Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After another tough loss for the Newcastle Knights, it can be confirmed today that there isn’
Granola Order Immediately Regretted As Bacon & Egger Wofts By
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local diner Sofia Mandrill (28) has learnt the true meaning of regret today after ordering granola
Scotty Brings Literal Dead Cat To Press Conference
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the federal election now less than a month away, some Australians are waiting for Scotty
Local Dads Watch In Jealously As Cul-De-Sac Introvert Ushers In Delivery Of New In-Ground Pool
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most pleasant cul-de-sacs has crowned a new King this morning,
Shithole City Sooking About Calls For Grand Final To Be Taken Away From Their Shithole Stadium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The largest cesspit known to mankind is carrying on this week, it can be confirmed. Spearheaded
Selfless Bloke With Well-Documented Work Ethic Fires Shots At Middle Aged Man For Getting Sick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man recognised as the hardest worker in the country has today won over a few