Pocock Receives Death Threats For Fucking Labor's 13-Leg Same-Game Gambling Reform Bill
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Wallabies captain and Federal Senator David Pocock is feeing like a professional Australian athlete again
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O-Week: Local Legend Informs Fellow First Years He Legit Hasn’t Stopped Drinking Since The HSC
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local legend has today wowed his entire cohort of first year university students with incredible
Tradie Opting For Poke Bowl Rinsed By Mates For Attempting To Take A Solid Shit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local tradie is the butt of every joke on a worksite today after
West Tigers Fan Agrees To One More Year Of Supercoach, Vows To Not Let His Heart Get In The Way
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long suffering Rugby League fan has today decided to commit to another year of pain
Advice Column | Switch Super Funds Today And Still Have Well-Below The Average Amount For Your Age Cohort
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT A recent study by BetootaSuisse found that at retirement age every single Australian will
‘Paper Straws Are Useless’ Squeals Fully Abled Grown Man Who Could Also Just, You Know, Sip It
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man-child is cursing the plight of sustainability today after struggling to
Millennials Get Revenge On Fun Killing Boomers By Submitting 5am Noise Complaint Against Local Cyclists
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A share-house of Uni students have managed to square the ledger this morning,
Thoughtful Yuppies Rescue Purebred Dog From Bespoke Breeder At Premium Price
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An act of human to animal compassion took place in Betoota today as a thoughtful couple
Dad Just Calling To Tell You About Halfwits He Destroyed On Social Media Today
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Relationships between parents and their children can become harder to maintain as the children become adults
Rental Agent Checking It’s Cool If Tradie Arrives Sometime Between 7am-6pm Any Day Next Week
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After finally getting around to fulfilling a maintenance request, local rental agent Jmaine Corsair (28) has
“See How We Go, No Plans” Lies Coworker Who Plans To Spend Entire Weekend Playing PS5
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has done his best Pinocchio impression today, by telling all of his
Bloke Who Missed Referendum Meeting To Attend Pell’s Funeral Demands More Details Once Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today revealed he’s getting tired of repeating himself. Peter
War Criminal Mourns Pedophile
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news from the Harbour city of Sydney, a war criminal has been forced