Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak Makes His First Ever Working Class Friend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With world leader’s descending on the Indonesian Province of Bali, plenty of news stories have
Australia Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the
Egotistical Billionaire To Fix America Like That Other One Fixed Twitter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some exciting news for residents of the United States of America, and the world at
Bloke Trying To Culture Himself Before Tokyo Holiday Learns How To Order 5 More Chicken Skewers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a bloke who has little contact with his immediate family over Christmas, Jarrod
Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The steaming crackle of a Breville sandwich toaster is providing little comfort this afternoon,
England’s Daddies: United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is
Elijah Wood Blamed For Embarrassing Attempts Of Hooliganism Among A-League Fans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that no one else in his family supports Melbourne Victory, and the fact
Victorian Liberals To Consider Not Being A National Joke In Last Minute Election Push
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like an uncooked steak that has been in the fridge for 20 days, Victoria is mostly
HSV Maloo Sitting On 101km/h On Freeway Must Not Have Many Demerit Points Left
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT There are disturbing reports from the Diamantina Highway Patrol Unit this week, after a
Haha Farkkkkkkk! The Boys Are Rolling Up To The Formal On The Back Of A Ute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some big news from Betoota Ponds this week, it can be confirmed that Brayden and
Labor Refuses To Crack Down On Tax-Dollar-Bludging Bums Who Do Nothing But Get Pissed Every Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Labor Government has today faced stinging criticism for its facilitation of dole-bludging cheats who live
Block Viewers Apparently Shocked That Some Dodgy Shit Goes On In The Construction Industry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The reality TV community is in meltdown this week, after apparently learning that the construction industry