Government Will Build World's Largest Jerrycan As Part Of $3.2bn Fuel Security Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A jerrycan visible from space is the centrepiece of the government's $3.2bn fuel
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ABC TV Meets Diversity Quotas With A Queer Multicultural Online Series They Won’t Promote
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The ABC has finally met its 2022 diversity quotas by releasing a queer multicultural online series
Exhausted Courier Dumps Backlog Of Black Friday Parcels At Town Square For Residents To Sort Out Themselves
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local courier has decided to embrace the concept of quiet quitting today as
Are You Right? Mate Thinks It’s Okay To Just Put Their Feet On The Dashboard Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has caused a bit of a stir today, by insulting a close personal
Researchers Confirm England Is The World Soccer Equivalent Of The Parramatta Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A damning scientific report has been released today, and it makes for bad reading for two
Music Intellectual Puts On Weird Non-Johnny Cash Version Of Hurt
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local muso has elevated himself to a God-like status after playing his friends a weird
Gamer Community Admit They Won’t Ever Get Another Soundtrack That Slaps As Hard As Vice City
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As many parents who waited until the Cold War was over to procreate will agree, a
Advice Column | Crypto Bro Sadness Is Real And No One Is Talking About It
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As one of Australia’s leading financial experts and crypto enthusiasts, I have my
Oh No, Mum’s Just Sent You A Bunch Of Money Because She Heard You Were In Trouble
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has been done, it can be confirmed this morning. Betoota Heights matriarch Beverly
Cafe Starts Selling New Heads For Silly Season Monday Mornings
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With more and more Australians starting their days hungover and organising their weekends around the best
Bloke Who Doesn’t Like Cricket Struggles To Steer Pub Conversation To Something Interesting
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If friends were to describe their mate Blake Renshaw, they’d all say he
Nation’s Lawns In Crisis As Summer Of Cricket Kicks Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Australian Lawn Council has issued a red alert this morning, as the nation
Important Western Countries Confirm Their Cultural Beliefs Are More Important Than Qatar’s
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact It has come to light that Qatar, the conservative Middle Eastern host country of the 2022