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Melbourne Girl Peels Off From Client Event For A Tactical Portaloo Vom
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THOUGH SHE’S INDIFFERENT when it comes to horse racing, a young Melbourne lawyer
WhatsApp Group Hysterically Circulating Bullshit Tips Passed On By Old Codgers At Urinal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IT WASN’T EVEN 7 O’CLOCK when the first ‘dumb cunt’ was thrown
DoCS to keep an eye on parents who take their kids trick-or-treating tonight
31 October, 2016. 18:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact YUPPIE PARENTS ARE AT RISK of having their children
Chair-sniffing office drone wonders which tie will look best around his head for Melbourne Cup
31 October, 2016. 18:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TROY CAMBERWELL HASN’T HAD A cheeky Tuesday buzz
Eight Crushed As Police Sniffer Dogs Enter Bondi Nightclub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts POLICE AND AMBULANCE CREWS WERE called to a prominent Sydney ‘nite spot’ at approximately
Opening A Stubbie With Your Teeth No Big Deal, Says Absolute Legend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TEN YEARS AGO, people stood around awestruck whenever Nathan Delaney would pop the top
J-Pac breaks silence on split with Mariah Carey: “Yeah mate. Mad as a cut snake”
26 October, 2016. 23:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AUSTRALIAN BILLIONAIRE JAMES PACKER has broken his silence on
‘Independent study’ and Nick Xenophon confirm gambling is a tax on stupid people
26 October, 2016. 23:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WHILE BERNARD SALT CONCLUDED that Millenials are being wedged
Even These Hardened Bush Footy Boys Think ‘Toxic’ By Britney Spears Is A Fucking Track
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact EVEN THOUGH HE JUST RECEIVED a life ban from every licensed establishment in Quilpie,
Relatively Well-Dressed Man Who Used To Be Really Fat Renews GQ Subscription
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TAKING A MID-AFTERNOON BREAK from doing nothing, local ‘art director’ Gavin Coolidge took
Local bloke salutes Kerry Packer as he minimises tax with dubious deductions
26 October, 2016. 23:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER RECEIVING AN EMAIL from the Australian Taxation Office
Cricketing Great Rob Quiney To Release Tell-All Memoir Detailing Test Career
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact FORMER TEST GREAT Rob Quiney is set to release his own memoir from his