Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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LOVE IS NOT DEAD: Local Romeo Lets His Partner Rip The Foil Off New Milo Tin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Keen to make up for his many faults and personality defects, a North Betoota
Prime Minister’s leaked Snapchats show human side to Malcolm Turnbull
14 February, 2016. 10:13 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A series of leaked Snapchats between the Prime Minister
Student Lies To Herself And Says She’ll Wake Up Early And Finish Assignment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rather than putting the finishing touches on her last essay of the semester, Daniella
Daily Telegraph reporters reminded that ‘fact-checking’ is also part of job role
13 February, 2016. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coming just days after Wikipedia outlawed the use of
Local Bushie Says Those Gym Junkies In the City Aren’t ‘Farm Strong’ Like Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A controversial new hire at Moonda Station is causing quite a stir among local
“It’s not a girl’s car!” – Local hairdresser defends driving a Suzuki Swift
12 February, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Known locally as the first man convicted under the
Yuppies Queue Outside Trendy Bakery For A Loaf Of Bread Like It’s Communist Russia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite the oppressive desert heat and sheer expense, a number of local young professionals
“This Magic Button Makes It OK For Me To Double Park Like A Complete Fuckhead”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pulling up outside his favourite sandwich shop in South Betoota, Graham Frogberk is of
CSIRO conclude eating and drinking linked to cancer
9 February, 2016. 15:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Researchers and doctors from Australia’s peak scientific body
Bill Shorten attempts to cultivate new ‘bad boy’ image by wearing Bailey Nelsons inside parliament
9 February, 2016. 15:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The leader of the Opposition has shrugged off a
Chloe Shorten moves aloe vera burn gel to the fridge for when Bill gets home
8 February, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After learning that husband Bill had a bad day,
Touching! This small town came together to murder ‘unpopular’ local resident
8 February, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On the first of August last year, the body