Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Best Man Knows Where The Line Is But Crosses It Anyway During Speech
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being asked repeatedly not to say anything too raucous, a South Betoota tiler
Cory Bernardi recoils in disgust as Richard Di Natale tries to read his palm
7 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While it’s standard Greens protocol to knock off
Pepsi’s ad that burnt Michael Jackson’s hair off ‘less of a train-wreck’ than Kendall Jenner commercial
7 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A number of senior Pepsico executives have spoken to
First-Year Carrying Guitar Around Campus Not Doing Himself Any Favours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact College dormmates of Evan Cassidy are sure there’ll be one day when he
Local grazier suitably unimpressed with Melbourne during his first visit
6 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Thinking that he’d had enough to toil with
Bloke forgot to close whatever website he was looking at before bed
6 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rocking up ten minutes late to his first lecture,
Rollie Smoker Can’t Believe He’s Being Taxed The Same As Filthy Pre-Rolled Smokers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Caught between a credit card and a hard place, a West Betootan road worker
Waiter shoves customer’s leftovers into mouth before reaching the kitchen
5 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the cost of living in leafy East Betoota
Facebook Feels Man Should Be Notified Of Former Classmate’s Birthday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lewis Pynchon took the time this morning to thank Facebook for letting him know
Syrian War correspondent confident at least seven people are reading his articles
4 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon from the northern
Mark Latham puts finishing touches on DIY home television studio
4 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being dumped by Sky Television late last week
First Grader Thinks It’s Cute You Asked, But No, He’s Not Helping Out In The Canteen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The buzz phrase down at the Eastern Suburbs Dolphins this year is simple – One Club, One