Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Young Lady Singing In Car Quietly Wonders To Herself If She’s Got What It Takes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Author Stephen King once said that people often get into writing because they think
Mal Meninga chugs entire bottle of Smokey BBQ Sauce at The Regatta
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If Sir Walter James Lewis AM is the King of Queensland, then Malcolm Norman
Barman Eyeing Off Meat Tray In Cool Room Left Behind By Wasted Bloke Who Won It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A universally disliked and unscrupulous local builder won the gourmet meat tray this afternoon
Local Dad Claims He Would’ve Smashed The Ninja Warrior Course Back In His Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father-of-four-and-former-warrior slumped back into his couch last
Pacific Nation Poised To Enter Tenth Year Of Volatile, Unstable Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Move over Fiji! Australia is now the home of Oceania’s most unstable government,
CSIRO controversially concludes bush footy to be tougher than bush league ahead of AFL’s Rural Round
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak scientific body concluded their investigation into which bush sporting was the
Man Glad His Friends Take The Time To Remind Him That They’re In Europe And He Is Not
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking candidly to The Advocate over his fourth coffee of the day, Dennis Coleman
Betoota Dolphins Leagues Club preorder commemorative ‘Dolphin pingas’ for Mad Monday celebrations
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact With only two regular season rounds left to play, the Betoota Dolphins are hot favourites to
Ivanka Trump sits in for Air Force One pilot on return flight home from G20
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coming just days after the First Daughter sat in for her father during a
Local Student Confirms That A Bomb Did In Fact Go Off In Her Room
MARCIA WALSH | Local News | Contact A Daroo Street Polytechnic design student has shared her harrowing tale of how after being
Government urges Elon Musk to consider using ‘proven’ alkaline batteries to secure power for SA
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular entrepreneur Elon Musk revealed his plans to partner with the South Australian government
Broke local farmer prays for rain in his year-old John Deere header
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A south-west Betoota farmer thought the biggest hurdle he’d have to jump