Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
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Upper-Middle-Class-Stay-At-Home-Mum Picks Up On Guest’s Lack Of Long Forgotten Table Manners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent Betoota Grove mother of four was forced to have an after-dinner
“Nice To Meet You, Greg!” Says Man Who’ll Forget Greg’s Name In 30 Seconds Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As blood sugars run low late on this horrible yet idle Thursday afternoon, two
Local Tattoo Parlour Investigated For Not Having Links To Bikie Gangs
GWEN ORKEN | Local News | Contact A late model Toyota Prius parked outside a popular local tattoo parlour has sparked a
Diehard Socceroos Fan’s Devotion To Socceroos Will Die Hard If They Lose Tonight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A nervous, shouty young man has taken time out of his busy half-time
Why Do Only Upper-Middle-Class-Family-With-Labradors Celebrate Halloween?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Diamantina Shire has launched an investigation into why only predominantly-upper-middle-class-
Local Insecure Friend Waits Patiently To One Up The Story You Just Told
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regaling his close friends, at their request, for the fourth time this year about
Studio Executives Gather To Decide Which Classic Movie They’ll Remake Next
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Move over original thought, there’s a new, real moneymaker in town. A number
Local Unlucky Man Develops Common Cold During Common Heat Wave
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite taking every precaution, one North Betootanese accountant was forced to take a precious
I Could Never Work In An Office Says Man Who Spends Every Day In A One By One Metre Cabin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier came to a shocking realisation last night while he was enjoying
Local Sunday-Sessioner Under Impression He Got Away With It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Atoning for Friday on Saturday is nothing compared to paying the price for Saturday
Wallabies Victory In Argentina This Morning Helps Sooth Local Yacht Owner’s Hangover
IMRAN GASHKORI | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent business owner from a nice family phoned The Advocate this morning to
Bachelorette Producer ‘Had First Cigarette In 5 Years’ After Dealing With ‘Ryan’ Last Night
PAULA WAGON | TV et al | Contact A popular junior producer on Channel 10’s runaway success show, The Bachelorette, was