Errol Parker

Dolphins Captain Detained Overnight After Public Indecency In Conservative Western Region

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Betoota Rugby League Club is in crisis control this morning after their 3rd-grade captain

Bureau Of Meteorology Breaks With Protocol And Correctly Forecasts Weather

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular state-run weather service, the Bureau Of Meteorology, has broken with the usual

Cluey East Coastman Explains Perth Test Is Just Like A Day-Nighter Because Of the Time Difference

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s so cool how there’s still Test cricket to watch after knockoff,

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New Juicer Already On The Shelf

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As Paul Keating famously said during a speech to the UN back in 1993,

Local Dog Clearly Not Enjoying Run As Much As The Owner Is

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local dog has revealed to The Advocate this afternoon that though he

Local Feature Said To Be The Worst One Punter Has Ever Had

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “This is bullshit,” he said. ”If only that was a coin, I’d be

Bitcoin Is A Bubble According To Ageing Property Investor

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Confidence in Bitcoin and “all that cryptocurrency shit” has been dealt a significant blow today,

Outrage As Justin Hemmes Swoops On Iconic Betoota Hotel

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular southern bar magnate Justin Hemmes is allegedly in talks with the owners of

Man With Lipstick Kiss Tattoo Surprisingly Not Getting Much

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In a recent drunken rant, Betoota local Richard Kelly (34) revealed that he hasn’t gotten

Backwards Hat A Firm Indication Local Man Reckons He Must Be Pretty Good At Touch Footy

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact It has been confirmed today that Phil Thomas reckons he is pretty fucking good at touch

Man With Flat Phone Lies And Says He’ll Transfer Money For The Uber

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the night was coming to a close at the Dolphins Leagues Club in