"I'm Not Putting That Shit In My Body" Declares Local Cockatiel That Has Done Its Own Research On Bird Flu Vaccine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local cockatiel has this week told society that it will not be taking
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“Who Wants Some Super Spicy Sauce?” Asks Suburban Dad Holding Bottle Of Sriracha
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact His four straw Trilby hats sit on the coatrack by the door and Justin
Dead-Eyed Coworker Says ‘Long Weekends Are Never Long Enough’ Over A Nescafé Gold
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Wanda Greenwich ripped the head off her second Nescafé Gold satchel and cast its
Cabbie Lets Out Guttural Moan Before Conceding It’s Possible To Pay By Card
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the side door to the Green Point Hotel closing behind them, a group
CSIRO Doubles Effort To Clone Shane Warne After China Successfully Clones Primates
BRUCE BACHETTO | Film | Contact Scientists from Australia’s peak scientific body have announced they will attempt to clone Shane Warne
“This Should Be Higher” Explains Music Fan Who Didn’t Vote In The Hottest 100
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Equipped with more contemporary music knowledge than almost anybody in living memory, Conch Willis
Shell Of A Human Being Emerges From Room For The First Time Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact His housemates heard him slam the front door around 6am this morning after a
Hottest 100 Listening Party Goes Into Overdrive As Somebody Just Got Pushed In The Pool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If Dave Petersen thought his white-linen shirt couldn’t get any whiter, getting
Study Finds People Who Ride Electric Push Bikes Are More Likely To Cheat In Other Areas Of Life Too
TRACEY BENDINGER | Outdoors | Contact A year-long study carried out by the behavioural science unit at the CSIRO has today
Local Shell Of A Human Ventures Down To Shops To Get A Powerade, Sausage Roll
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Telling himself this time yesterday that he’d be home tucked in bed by
Study: Two Vegans Whining At Barbeque Can Cancel Each Other Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Hey! Max said you were vegan as well? My name is Sammy,” he said.
Plastic Schooners A Fair Indication Someone Was Naughty At This Local Venue Once
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As per local government law, a glassing at a popular Betoota Grove gastropub has
Graphic Podcast About Serial Killers Adds Pizzazz To Office Person’s Otherwise Boring Commute
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rather than bob his head along to the Top 40 like he used to