Coalition Dismiss Existential Concerns After Crushing The Legalise Cannabis Party In Farrer By-Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberals and Nationals are this week facing the music, after a rather rough weekend at
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New Juicer Already On The Shelf
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As Paul Keating famously said during a speech to the UN back in 1993, Australia is
Local Dog Clearly Not Enjoying Run As Much As The Owner Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local dog has revealed to The Advocate this afternoon that though he looks like
Local Feature Said To Be The Worst One Punter Has Ever Had
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “This is bullshit,” he said. ”If only that was a coin, I’d be up a
Bitcoin Is A Bubble According To Ageing Property Investor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Confidence in Bitcoin and “all that cryptocurrency shit” has been dealt a significant blow today,
Outrage As Justin Hemmes Swoops On Iconic Betoota Hotel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular southern bar magnate Justin Hemmes is allegedly in talks with the owners of The Cashew
Man With Lipstick Kiss Tattoo Surprisingly Not Getting Much
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In a recent drunken rant, Betoota local Richard Kelly (34) revealed that he hasn’t gotten
Backwards Hat A Firm Indication Local Man Reckons He Must Be Pretty Good At Touch Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact It has been confirmed today that Phil Thomas reckons he is pretty fucking good at touch
Man With Flat Phone Lies And Says He’ll Transfer Money For The Uber
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the night was coming to a close at the Dolphins Leagues Club in South Betoota,
Thrifty Uni Student Explains You Can Get Quite A Bit For 30 Bucks At Self Serve Checkout
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A popular student at South Betoota Polytechnic College has revealed a particularly useful lifehack to The
“You Were The Chosen One!” Screams Bill Shorten Before Leaving Sam Dastyari To Die In The Firey Pit Of Trade Unionism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Earlier yesterday, the Opposition Leader rang one of his backbench senators and told him not to
Mid-Afternoon Kayak Fails To Cheer Malcolm Turnbull Up After Q&A Train-Wreck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Many times in the past, a quick scoot around Sydney Harbour’s Shark Island from his
Terribly-Wrapped Present Obviously From Fuck-Up Of A Brother
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When John Wilmott was 14, his older brother Mark was sent home from school for the