"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Bruce McAvaney To Spearhead New Cricket Commentary Team As Seven Wins Broadcast Rights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Bruce McAvaney has presented some of the highest-profile sporting events to
Parents Of New P-Plater Excited To No Longer Drink-Drive Home From The Club Each Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Peter and Nancy Pearson have waited years for the day, and yesterday it finally
Addition Of Chair To New Post Break-Up Bedroom Clear Evidence Man’s Life Is Getting Back On Track
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two months ago, Nathan Dollarhyde’s life was perfect according to the man himself.
Stern But Polite Phonecall From Malcolm Has Xi Jinping Reconsidering Vanuatu Military Base
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate can reveal this afternoon that Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, has told some
Mike Baird Curses Himself After Trying To Get A Bottle Of Red After Midnight Mass
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Premier of New South Wales looked up in the sky last night
Varsity Jacket-Wearing Third-Year Under The Impression He’s At A US College
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Aaron Webster has confirmed today that he is actually aware that he is currently attending a
Michael Clarke Offers To Step In As Liberal Party Leader
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact With Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s 30-Newspoll losing streak dominating the headlines more than any
Man’s Contempt For Job Shines Through In New Corporate Headshots
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When Matthew Greenholm was 12 years old, he told his parents he wanted to
Sleepy-Eyed Apartment-Dweller Tries To Work Out Which Neighbour Burnt The Toast
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There will be a time and place when the smoke alarm system at the
Sunrise: “Please Think Of The White Children Trying To Enjoy Their Holiday Before Protesting Again”
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact Popular breakfast television programme Sunrise has been the victim of a targeted and angry protest
WrestleMania XXXIV: Management Forced To Write Day Off As The Undertaker Returns
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Productivity at a French Quarter sports marketing firm has ground to a halt this
🎩’s Leather Jacket Makes Fresh Appearance In Last-Ditch Effort To Prevent Spill
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister used a hot cloth this morning to wipe the mould off