Can We Just Let Alan Kohler Or Someone Do A Celebrity Budget Next Year?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A radical solution to a major fiscal problem has been floated this week, on the eve
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Regional Man Visiting Home Says He’s Missed The Budget Ads On Local TV
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane-based accountant arrived home in Betoota Heights this morning after an arduous two-day journey. The
Pungent Smell Of Longbeach Originals Successfully Masked By Lynx Africa
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Smokers across the nation are today rejoicing at the ground-breaking results of a decade-long study
Middle-Class Stoner Moves Onto Hitchens After Lengthy Bill Hicks Phase
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Change is in their air in South Betoota as basement dweller Marty “Muzza” Willis (19) finally
Fund Manager Fears His Family May Be Forced To Ski At Thredbo This Winter As Market Correction Worsens
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A long lunch ruined, blood running down the gutters of Sydney’s Bridge Street and one
Man Relives Childhood By Shotting Entire Packet Of Nerds Like It’s Tequila
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nipping in to buy some rolling papers at the Clarence Road Milk Bar, a packet of
“There’s Nothing Wrong With The Darling River” Explains Cotton Farmer’s Son In A Bondi Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular farmer’s son has laughed off suggestions that his family’s cotton farm in
Mark Latham Found Unresponsive After Discovering This Is An Official Australian Flag
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Outspoken political outsider Mark Latham has been found on the stairs of his South Sydney home
Jesus Christ: Local Restaurant Has A Website That Actually Fucking Works
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter young professional has had his socks blown off this afternoon after he navigated
Local University Now Offering Millennials The Ability To Rent A Degree
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a controversial move, the board at Royal South Betoota Polytechnic will allow prospective students to
Elon Musk Checks Washing For Missing Wallet Before Realising It Was In His Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Elon Musk has accidentally shot his wallet into space, according to a SpaceX spokesman. The South
Barnaby Joyce Heeds His Own Advice And Moves Young Family To Regional Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Last year, the deputy prime minister suggested that if young people want to enter the property
Local Homeowner Says NBN Is Adequate Because It Said So In The Australian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The last local beacon of 20th-century journalism, The Australian, has one local homeowner under the impression