"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Confused Cyclists Finds Themselves Riding Down Local Footpath
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of cyclists were seen riding down a narrow footpath this morning in
Man Able To See Just How Much His Hair Loss Has Progressed On Bus CCTV Monitor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Heading home from work at the end of what was an especially hard Monday,
Blues Fan Entering Period Of Optimism Before State Of Origin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local blues die-hard Josh Sullivan has already begun explaining to coworkers why New South Wales
Queensland Man Arrested For Allegedly Using His Outside Voice While Inside A Sydney Pub Overnight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane man is due to face court this morning after being detained by
Brain-Dead Office Man Lives In Fear That Somebody Will Ask Him To Something Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Productivity is down and thoughts of quitting his job and moving to Ghana are
Dinner That Took All Day To Make Spoiled By Bright Idea To Ingest Kilo Of Cheese And Biccies
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A torn slice of Bega cheese on a Jatz bickie is one of the most explosive
Overly Polite Man Unable To Leave Negative Review Of Pizza Man That Ruined Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite ruining his dinner last night, a very polite young man wasn’t able
Nice Part Of Town Puts Fairy Lights In Trees
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Far from the rampant carjackings and random stabbings of the South Ponds district, a
Volcanologists Pierce Brosnan And Tommy Lee Jones Reunite For Hawaiian Volcano Epic
KATHERINE POOLEY | Film | Contact Two prominent silver screen volcanologists are set to combine their knowledge and latent sexual energy in
Andrew Hastie Fields Stern Phone Call From Sam Dastyari After Chinese Bribery Allegations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Andrew Hastie, the Chair of the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security has had to
“You Know He’s Only Got One Leg?” Says Man Thinking Wil Anderson Is Adam Hills Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local idiot embarrassed himself last night watching a rerun of the ABC’s
Coastie Named ‘Kade’ Smashes Stereotypes By Not Knowing How To Fight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Maroochydore man who now calls Betoota Hills home has confided in friends, who