"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Survey: 80% Of Inner City Left-Elite Still Kept Awake At Night By The Adler Shotgun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fresh from complaining about his slightly overcooked $10 rump last night down the Gibbering
Girls’ Drinks Enters Hug Phase
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact It’s Saturday afternoon at the French Quarter’s hottest day club and the girls just
4-Hour Drive Confirms New Girlfriend Is Not Quite On Beyonce’s Level Yet
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Betoota Hills robot, Colin Dominican (29) thought his newish life partner, Sandra Wentworth (28), had it
Teenage Townie Transitions Into Manhood With Ritualistic Smiley Burn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ouchies were had big time at the Gallagher residence last night in Betoota Heights
Hungover Recount Of Last Night Unable To Identify When Now Weeping Cigarette Burn Happened
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Local Betoota Quarryman and all-round piss cutting legend, Jeronimo Regalé, has this morning had some
Gran Still A Bit Funny About The Japanese
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local sales manager Kerine Wright (24) has had a hard time convincing her grandma Olive Murphy
Man Begs For The Sweet Release Of Death After Mistaking Intermission For The End Of Amateur Theatre Production
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With just a minced California roll and two glasses of pinot noir sloshing around
Study Finds Fresh Plant Horses Should Be Right After A Few Neck Rubs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent survey conducted by the Australian Stock Horse Association (ASHA) has found that
Bilingual Mate Asked To Showcase His Second Language After Three Schooners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Hey Christian,” bellowed Christan’s oldest mate from the office, Dave. “Come over here
Inner-City Leftie Cuts Line Of Coke With Forehead Of Colombian Child On World Vision Card
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An apathetic inner-city leftie looked into his wallet this afternoon during a long-
Sandpapergate: Cricket Australia Slams English Cricket Fans For Engaging In Hilarious Banter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cricket Australia has lashed out at some English cricket fans who thought it was
Awkward Man Needs To Find New Cafe After Barista Learns His Name
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A systems engineer at South Betoota Polytechnical College is in need of a new