Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Brain-Dead Office Man Lives In Fear That Somebody Will Ask Him To Something Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Productivity is down and thoughts of quitting his job and moving to Ghana are on the
Dinner That Took All Day To Make Spoiled By Bright Idea To Ingest Kilo Of Cheese And Biccies
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A torn slice of Bega cheese on a Jatz bickie is one of the most explosive
Overly Polite Man Unable To Leave Negative Review Of Pizza Man That Ruined Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite ruining his dinner last night, a very polite young man wasn’t able to leave
Nice Part Of Town Puts Fairy Lights In Trees
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Far from the rampant carjackings and random stabbings of the South Ponds district, a Betoota Grove
Volcanologists Pierce Brosnan And Tommy Lee Jones Reunite For Hawaiian Volcano Epic
KATHERINE POOLEY | Film | Contact Two prominent silver screen volcanologists are set to combine their knowledge and latent sexual energy in
Andrew Hastie Fields Stern Phone Call From Sam Dastyari After Chinese Bribery Allegations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Andrew Hastie, the Chair of the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security has had to
“You Know He’s Only Got One Leg?” Says Man Thinking Wil Anderson Is Adam Hills Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local idiot embarrassed himself last night watching a rerun of the ABC’s Gruen Transfer
Coastie Named ‘Kade’ Smashes Stereotypes By Not Knowing How To Fight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Maroochydore man who now calls Betoota Hills home has confided in friends, who then immediately
Person From Melbourne To Appear On ‘The Project’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A person from Melbourne is set to appear on the embattled Ten Network’s flagship youth-orientated
Man Painstaking Selects Offensive But Thoughtful Card For Brother’s Birthday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Aside from choosing the crudest and arguably least politically correct card for his brother’s upcoming
Mum And Aunt Joan’s Royal Wedding Bender Finally Ends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Life has been a blur for two local women ever since Harry and Megan said I
Man Apologises In Advance Before Introducing New Girlfriend To Family
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Starting out as a string of late-night weekend rendezvous with regular healing weekday silence, a