Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Fairfax-Nine Merger Sees Peter FitzSimons Forced To Write History Of Australian Hooning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | ContactE Nine Entertainment Co columnist and author, Peter FitzSimons, has tentatively announced this afternoon that his next
Liberals Consider Bringing Back The Fishnets To Woo Errant Lady Voters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Kevin has a great set of pins on him and I’ve heard he’s into
Today Becomes Cheat Day As Party Food Platter Greets Local Man At Office Farewell
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He told our reporters that he wanted to start going to the gym in January – but
Fisherman Can’t Decide Which Lure To Buy After Slipping Down To Pick Up Some Leader
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The kingfish are biting in Lake Betoota at the moment and one local fisherman doesn’t
ScoMo Concedes Election Campaign Is ‘Pretty Much’ His Gardening Leave
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Nightwatchman Of Australia has all but confirmed that his reelection campaign this year realistically
Clive Palmer Concedes Defeat Against IKEA Dining Chair
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A confused and lost Clive Palmer took to social media today to concede defeat against a
21 Savage Arrested By Immigration Officials After Tweeting About The Ashes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rapper and producer 21 Savage was arrest yesterday in Atlanta over claims he was born in
Young Liberal Writes Off Another Afternoon Browsing The Tie Bars At David Jones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 24-year-old local finance worker took lunch today at 1pm and he hasn’t been back
Labor Shocked That Policy Of Taking Money Away From Rich Boomers Is Polling Well
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what political analysts have described as a watered-down version of The Green’s controversial ‘Death
Local Mortgage Broker Hospitalised After Being Thrown Under Bus By Royal Commission
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A South Betoota mortgage broker has miraculously survived being thrown under a bus by the banking
Local Good Son Wears Hideous Shirt Mother Gave Him For Christmas The Next Time He Sees Her
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he’s fucked up and disappointed his mother many, many times before, a loveable but
Millions Of US Superbowl Viewers Tune Into Day 4 Of The Test For A Bit Of Action
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Audiences across America are abandoning coverage of the 2019 Super Bowl in their millions this afternoon