Local Menace Prepares To Become Town's Only Trans Asexual Muslim Tonight
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A French Quarter sharehouse dweller will provide bad data to the Australian Bureau of Statistics
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Frydenberg: “Every Australian Is A Winner Tonight – Even The Losers”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg delivered his first budget in Canberra this evening and every Australian
Man Who Became Upper-Middle-Class In The Past Year Enjoys First Budget That Won’t Affect Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Last April, Mark Sock was breaking shit up and throwing it into a skip
Recent Divorcee Re-Enters Local Meat Market With Purchase Of White Jeans
INGRID DOULTON | Being Divorced | Contact A Betoota Grove quinquagenarian who’s recently found herself single again has heralded her return
Small Town Divided Over What Should Replace Closing Big W Store
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Heights Big W store has been earmarked for closure this week as
Drought Forces Barnaby Joyce To Start Hand-Feeding His Shetland Ponies, Alpacas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The drought that’s currently gripping most of the country has forced another primary
Low-Maintenance Friend Seemingly Unable To Apply Own Fake Tan
INGRID DOULTON | Local News | Contact Despite having two arms and hands of her own, a self-described low-maintenance friend
Nationals: “Dead Cattle In Northern Australia Will One Day Become Coal, Oil And Gas”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking to the media this morning from Canberra, the Nationals have outlined the silver
Man Blames Weight Gain On Dryer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has today blame his recent and largely unabashed weight gain on
Tradie Fined For Not Having Load Of Empty Pringles Tubes And Can Of Dr Pepper Covered
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police threw the book at a local carpenter this morning after they caught him
James Ashby Feeds Pauline Another Piece Of Her Own Brain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The de facto leader of One Nation, James Ashby, has taken time out of
Harold Holt Reveals He Was On The Sauce Quite Heavily During Infamous Swim
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this afternoon via a local clairvoyant medium, the 17th
Tooheys Executives Say They Too Were On The Sauce When They Came Up With Extra Dry Platinums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The faceless men and women behind the invention of Australia’s favourite blackout juice