Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Local Father Begs The Wiggles To Add A Few Guitar Solos Or Something Before He Loses His God Damn Fucking Mind Listening To The Same Fucking Songs Every Single Fucking Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father staring down the prospect of having a third child under three next
Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeon Lands New Role As Barnaby Joyce’s Media Advisor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what the Member For New England describes as a ‘serendipitous’ occurrence, Rugby Australia’s former
CSIRO Struggling To Convince Morrison This Isn’t The Rapture And He Needs To Do Something
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The country’s peak scientific research body has gone public this morning with their struggle to
Barnaby Joyce’s Reflection Resigns As Barnaby Joyce’s Media Advisor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fallout surrounding Barnaby Joyce’s comments earlier today that the two constituents of his that
Prospective Red Frog Swears Blood Oath To Protect And Serve His Fellow Schoolies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere deep inside the catacombs under our town’s French Quarter lies the local meeting place
INSIDE: “I Was Forced To Join The French Foreign Legion After Bowling Six Consecutive Wides”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is no greater shame for a man, according to Widen’s lastest cricket almanack, than
Recovering Alcoholic Accidentally Buys Boots Without Any Straps To Pull Himself Up With
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man, who recently completed a six-week rehabilitation course for an addiction to alcohol, accidentally
Local Raving Inner-City Lunatic Asks An Invisible Sky Man To Stop The Bush Fires
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An inner-city lunatic has taken time out of his busy schedule to ask an invisible man
Margaret Court Just Jealous Rod Laver’s Arena Gets All The Good Acts Like Elton John
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The root cause of the Margaret Court controversy over the past week has been uncovered this
Unoriginal Town Comes Up With Some Tote Bags Featuring Town’s Name Amongst List Of Big Cities
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A medium-sized regional centre on the fringe of the Simpson Desert has come up with the
Tourist Saddened By Uluru Closure Forced To Climb Mount Druitt Instead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of Betoota Heights residents were saddened they missed the deadline to climb Uluru
Angus Taylor Finally Able To Get Back To Work After Nation Forgets About All The Crook Shit He’s Done
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Energy Minister Angus Taylor is relieved today to finally get back to work after a number