Government Will Build World's Largest Jerrycan As Part Of $3.2bn Fuel Security Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A jerrycan visible from space is the centrepiece of the government's $3.2bn fuel
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“We’re All In This Together,” Says Toorak Banker Watching The ASX Tumble On Virus Fears
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Stock Exchange has opened softer this morning amid fears Melbourne’s recent spike in
Trip To Shops Includes Bonus Story About How No One Was Social Distancing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact And they say value is dead! Australian grocery shoppers (ie people) have been advised to take
Man Should Probably Just Go And Fuck Himself After His Open Pub Invite Goes Unanswered
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker put the feelers out to his group chat this afternoon to see if
Prince Andrew’s Inability To Sweat Miraculously Cured By Ghislaine Maxwell’s Arrest
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prince Andrew’s inability to perspire has been miraculously cured by the arrest of his good
Agency Has No Budget To Create Inclusive Diverse Campaign Which Needs To Be Done By Tomorrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brands across the Diamantina are struggling to get onboard the Black Lives Matter train this month
Scotty Under Fire Now The Pub Test Is Back On
LOUIS BURKE| Culture | Contact Recent statistics from The World Health Organisation show that Australia is faring well during the current
Normal People Feign Interest In Local Man’s New Expensive Watch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Friends of Martin Golan are impressed the 27-year-old had that kind of money just lying around.
Business That Can’t Find Workers Because Of JobSeeker Could Probably Just Pay Workers Better
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tonnes and tonnes of David Pearson’s oranges are going to rot this year because he
“If Workers Want A Livable Wage, They Should Just Start Their Own Business Like My Father Did”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A second-generation property developer in Betoota Heights has laughed off suggestion some of his staff are
West Papuans Told To Pony Up Some Natural Resources First If They Want Help With Independence
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of West Papua have been told today by the Australian Government that if they’
Local Footy Postponed After New Strain Of Swine Flu Identified In Dave, A Fourth-Grade Prop
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Channel Country Rugby League has been postponed for a fortnight today after one player in
Back To Normal: Man Watches Coworker Aggressively Consume A Breakfast Kebab At His Desk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There was a time when Michael Davey walked by a kebab shop at 9am and wondered