Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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As Cases Of Coronavirus Rise, Auckland Transforms Back Into A Boring Version Of Hobart
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Auckland, once famed for it’s lack of coronavirus and fresh air, now only has one
PM: “The Buck Ultimately Stops With The Queen As Her Majesty Is The Head Of Our Government”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ultimate responsibility for the ongoing crisis in the Victorian aged care sector is Her Majesty
Manu Confronted By Pete Evans’ Private Militia After Traveling Up Tweed River To See Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Chef Manu Feildel has travelled up the Tweed River to visit his old friend Pete Evans
ScoMo Informs Illuminati That Phase 1 Of Bill Gates’ Masterplan Is Complete In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister travelling to San Fransisco overnight to inform the Illuminati that Phase 1 of
Man Given Choice Between Watching The Masked Singer Or Microwaving His Brain Chooses To Microwave His Brain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is in a critical condition at Royal Betoota Base Hospital this afternoon
Victorian With Coronavirus Last Seen Kayaking Towards North Sentinel Islands
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yet another upper-middle-class Melbournese man as broken their state-mandated quarantine today and was last seen paddling
Now That G-Star Has Folded, Where Will The Most Violent Bloke In The Pub Get His Jeans?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s most violent people will now have to find somewhere else to
World Somehow Shocked New Zealand Got Complacent And Choked At The Final Hurdle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand all but crushed the Pangolin’s Kiss in recent months, only for it to
Sunrise Defends Diversity Criticisms Telling Audiences Cash Cow Is “Half-Angus”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The hivemind behind Channel Seven’s breakfast television show, Sunrise, has defended accusations that the show
WA’s Tusken Community Given Immunity By Premier McGowan To Shoot Clive’s Plane Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of Western Australia, the Tuskens, have been granted immunity by their de facto leader
Government Warns Students That Do As Bad As Paul Keating Did At High School Won’t Get HECS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an effort to cut spending, the government has suggested that students that have white dog
Melbourne’s Horny Security Guard Community Demand Apology After Enquiry Exonerates Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The enquiry into the second wave of coronavirus in Victoria has concluded that it wasn’t