Errol Parker

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Visiting IKEA Still Not Worth The Risk, Confirms Suddenly CovidSafe Boyfriend

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “That places would be swimming with the Pangolin’s Revenge,” he said. “If you

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PM Criticises Dan Andrews For Not Mixing His Whiskey With Pepsi Max Like A Real Fucken Bloke

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison, our Prime Minister and Bloke-in-Chief, has rolled his eyes and

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Melbourne Man Can’t Decide Which North Face To Wear Out For Beers On Wednesday Night

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Prahrhan man has spoken of a new issue he’s facing this afternoon

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WA Premier Mark McGowan Lifts Ban On Roman-Style Orgies

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People of The West have yet another reason to gloat this morning as their

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Gladys: “OMG Everyone Shreds Documents Relating To A $250m Fraud During A Break-Up!”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Documents relating to a $250m council pork barrel were shredded by NSW Premier Gladys

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REX Drives Another Stake Through Virgin’s Heart By Adding Instant Hot Water Taps To Lounges

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In their latest fuck you to the airline industry, former regional airline Regional Express

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REPORT: A Guillotine Found To Be Cheapest Solution To State And Federal Government Corruption

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the nation grows more and more disenfranchised with politics on the whole, a

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Banker With Double-Barrel Surname Surprisingly Not Up To Speed With Issues Facing Aboriginal People

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A privately-educated banker who’s played a lot of rugby union is surprisingly

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Town Idiot Knocks Wind Out Of Himself Again Attempting A Backflip Off The Bridge Into River

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 34-year-old man who should know better has knocked the wind out

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Survey Reveals 7 In 10 White People Are Currently In Byron Bay

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent survey conducted by Tourism Australia of yuppie white dogs around the country

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Hot Mess Gladys Has “Bad Hangxiety” After Getting Pissed And Spending $250m On Dodgy Grants

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Premier has spoken of how bad her hangxiety has been recently after

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REX Pilot Apologises To Passengers For Repeatedly Stalling As He’s Not Used To Driving Boeing

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s little airline that could has finally got their hands on a