Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Melbourne Slams Reverse Card Down On Table, Sending The Spicy Cough To Adelaide
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Adelaide is the new epicentre of the nation’s boomer remover outbreak as seventeen new cases
Eat A Bag Of Dicks, WA Tells National Cabinet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians should be allowed free passage between states in time for Christmas, the PM announced this
Scotty Explains Concept Of Free-Bleeding To Women Still Complaining About Price Of Tampons
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke Scotty Morrison said in Parliament yesterday that women still having a whinge about
Contortionist At Small Town Show Succeeds In Getting A Disbelieving Headshake From Local Dad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A travelling contortionist has all but blown the socks off a depressed father of three this
Man Returning To Desk After An Hour With Red Marks On Knees Advised To Get More Fibre In Diet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When asked by his boss where he went for an hour this afternoon, Kevin Poole said
Scotty Interrupts Women Discussing Endometriosis To Explain Ibuprofen Works Well To Treat Pain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Looking out at strip of cafes along the banks of Canberra’s Lake Ginninderra, one might
Blues Fan Bleeds Blue Arterial Blood From The Ears After Being Subjected To New Blues Anthem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local New South Welshman has been rushed to Royal Betoota Base Hospital today after being
Nation Asks Santa For Mitch Swepson To Get A Start This Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he’s been added to the squad on a number of occasions, this year for
Joel Fitzgibbon Quits Frontbench Saying Labor Has Alienated Mining Executives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the ultimate act of self-preservation, former Shadow Agriculture Minister Joel Fitzgibbon has sensationally quit the
Dude Who’ll Probably Be Dead Before Next Election Defends Killing The Planet For A Paycheque
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some old fool from the nation’s largest loss-making masthead defended peddling climate denialism for a
Four Corners Succeeds In Having The ABC’s Funding Slashed Even Further Once Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite the hype, last night’s episode of Four Corners was as explosive as watching Milo
Four Corners To Force Nation To Picture Yet Another Politician Rooting Someone They Shouldn’t
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ABC’s Four Corners programme is lifitng the lid on another Parliament House sex scandal