Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Melbourne Man Finding It Hard To Stand With Dan Right Now After He Brings Virus Back To Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “All for a game of tennis!” he sighed. “I know that we’re the sporting capital
Toyota Finally Admits This Thing Was A Bit Of A Brain Snap
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the world’s most successful car manufacturers has broken their silence over a controversial
Government Says We Need New Apache Helicopters To Make Sure No More American Pigeons Invade Us
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government has earmarked $4.5 billion to spend on 29 new Apache attack helicopters
Transit Officer Decides Bloke With Face Tattoos Not Wearing A Mask Isn’t Worth $21.38 An Hour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Fuck that noise,” he said. “I’m just going to walk over here.” Masks are still
“We Can’t Shoot Brumbies! It’s Our Heritage!” Says Inner-City Leftie Who’d Shoot Captain Cook
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shooting brumbies to death, according to one French Quarter resident, is inhumane and disgusting. Fontaine Dauterive,
Cricket Australia Say Steve Smith Will Be Reprogrammed To Not Walk On Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s favourite sons will be reprogrammed today to not walk on the
“She’ll Be Right,” Says Government As Efficacy Of AstraZeneca Jab Called Is Into Question
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Claims that the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine is only around 63% effective are unfounded and don’t
McGowan Shares Secret To Crushing Spicy Cough: “First, Be The Most Isolated City On Earth.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian wanted some tips on destroying the pangolin’s wrath, she should
PM Faces Criticism For Not Cutting Holiday Short As McCormack Fire Rages Out Of Control
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is facing criticism today for not cutting his family holiday short as Canberra
Bloke Who Yells At The Sky Re-Emerges As Most Competent Person To Lead Nationals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has reemerged as the most competent person to lead
Office Pom Who’s Been Here For 20 Years Asked If He’s Thankful To Be Here And Not In London
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A token office Pom revealed to The Advocate today that for the past year, he’s
Canberra Reopens To Brisbane, In Case Anybody Cares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chief Minister of the ACT and the person who gives him medical advice has declared