Errol Parker

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Events Of The Past Few Weeks Teaches Man That All Forms Of Government Are Fucking Hopeless

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man from our town’s aspirational Heights District has given up on ever

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Ageing Rock Dog Heading To Bluesfest Fears He May Have Got His Pork Pie Hat Out For Nothing

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An ageing rock dog from our town’s French Quarter is sitting tight right

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Art Teacher Announces Retirement After Another Student Asks How To Make An NFT

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An art teacher at the North Betoota Sports High School has decided to pack

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“I Was Just Following Orders,” Says Daytime Sky News Employee At The 2056 Bundaberg Trials

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact At the conclusion of the Australian Civil War in 2055, the Bundaberg Trials were

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Cash-Strapped Barnaby Plans Bank Heist After Learning He Probably Won’t Lose Job If He’s Caught

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular backbencher Barnaby Joyce told reporters this morning that he’s actively planning an

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Removalists Ask Dutton Where He’d Like His Collection Of Dried Cats To Go In His New Office

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton is packing up his old office this

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Angus Taylor Asks Youths Of Goulburn To Stop Peeling The ‘G’ Off His Electoral Office Signage

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Energy Minister Angus Taylor has asked the local youths who keep peeling the

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Travel Ban Lifted On New Zealand To Help Stimulate The Stalling Sydney Property Market

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact House prices in Sydney are in dire need of a kickstart as the market

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Albo Asks Journalists Politely If He Can Have One More Go At Nailing His Zinger Soundbite

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Opposition Leader had three goes at getting a zinger soundbite sounding right this

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Scotty From NIDA Goes On Ray Hadley To Learn The Proper Art Of Crocodile Tears

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has gone on Ray Hadley’s show on 2GB this morning

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Sydney Man Selflessly Endures 2-Hour Sit-Down Shower To Do His Part To Fight Rising Dam Levels

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney is once again dealing with a rain bomb, which is causing issues for

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Owner Of An Over-Insured VE Commodore With Fucked Timing Chains Accidentally Drives Into Floodwater

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The owner of one of the nation’s only comprehensively-insured VE Commodore Omegas