Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Gen-Y Financial Planner Suggests Client Buy Some Fucking Doge Because It’s Going To The Moon, Bro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local financial planner has spent the day phoning his clients to suggest they buying some
Palaszczuk Asks Commonwealth If They Can Spot Her For Lunch After Leaving Her Wallet At Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has demonstrated of relatable politicians are to everyday shit kickers by accidentally
Godfreys Vacuums Now Regret Delisting From ASX After Seeing What’s Happened To GameStop
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Godfreys Vacuums say they now regret delisting from the Australian Stock Exchange in 2018 after seeing
Ipswich Man Misses Out On OAM Once Again For Services To Shooting Speed Cameras
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In their latest fuck you to Michael John Coleman, the Order of Australia Council has snubbed
Isolated Country Made Up Entirely Of Small Towns Somehow Managed Covid Most Effectively
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand has topped the Lowy Institute’s COVID Performance Index, leaving nations such as Vietnam
Mate Who Works At A Bank Tasked With Explaining This GameStop Business To Group Chat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local bank employee said he’s the sole member of the “💦 Tummy Sticks 2021 💦” group
Clive Palmer Quietly Puts 30 Million Doses Of Hydroxychloroquine On Gumtree
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Frequently-misunderstood mining magnate Clive Palmer has put the 30 million doses of hydroxychloroquine, that he purchased
Rugby Austrlia Welcome Border Closure With New Zealand Ahead Of Super Rugby Season
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s peak rugby body has welcomed news that New Zealanders will no longer be
Local Man’s Year Starts Off With A Bang After Timing Chain In The Holden Captiva Finally Snaps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact You think you’ve ever had the shit shocked out of you? Because one Betoota Heights
PM Invites Australians To Use Government’s Preferred Search Engine When Google Pack Up And Go
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large |Contact The Federal Government has extended an invitation to the people of Australia to start using the
Michael McCormack: “I Will Get This Plague Jab Directly Into My Fucking Brain It’s That Safe”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large |Contact In an effort to show the people how safe this new pangolin plague cure is, the
“Holy Fucking Shit, That’s Expensive,” Whispers Man Walking Into Florist For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local young professional dropped the ball earlier this week and came home drunk enough to