Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Art Teacher Announces Retirement After Another Student Asks How To Make An NFT
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An art teacher at the North Betoota Sports High School has decided to pack it all
“I Was Just Following Orders,” Says Daytime Sky News Employee At The 2056 Bundaberg Trials
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact At the conclusion of the Australian Civil War in 2055, the Bundaberg Trials were conducted in
Cash-Strapped Barnaby Plans Bank Heist After Learning He Probably Won’t Lose Job If He’s Caught
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular backbencher Barnaby Joyce told reporters this morning that he’s actively planning an armed robbery
Removalists Ask Dutton Where He’d Like His Collection Of Dried Cats To Go In His New Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton is packing up his old office this afternoon as
Angus Taylor Asks Youths Of Goulburn To Stop Peeling The ‘G’ Off His Electoral Office Signage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Energy Minister Angus Taylor has asked the local youths who keep peeling the ‘G’ off
Travel Ban Lifted On New Zealand To Help Stimulate The Stalling Sydney Property Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact House prices in Sydney are in dire need of a kickstart as the market stagnates in
Albo Asks Journalists Politely If He Can Have One More Go At Nailing His Zinger Soundbite
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Opposition Leader had three goes at getting a zinger soundbite sounding right this morning before
Scotty From NIDA Goes On Ray Hadley To Learn The Proper Art Of Crocodile Tears
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has gone on Ray Hadley’s show on 2GB this morning to play
Sydney Man Selflessly Endures 2-Hour Sit-Down Shower To Do His Part To Fight Rising Dam Levels
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney is once again dealing with a rain bomb, which is causing issues for Warragamba Dam
Owner Of An Over-Insured VE Commodore With Fucked Timing Chains Accidentally Drives Into Floodwater
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The owner of one of the nation’s only comprehensively-insured VE Commodore Omegas has tragically killed
Sky News Dad Says It’s Increasingly Hard To Defend Gov And Maintain Respect Of Friends And Family
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights handbag told this ‘left-leaning’ newspaper this morning that he’s currently finding it
“How Can We Soften Our Public Image?” Asks Gov That Deports Disabled Australian-Born Children
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government is looking to improve it’s public image this week after months and