Barnaby Joyce Deposits 300k From His Super Into Newly Made Sportsbet Account After Hearing How The VIPs Get Looked After
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man aspiring to return to his role as Deputy Minister has today made quite a
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Scotty Says We Don’t Need No Free Trade Deal With The EU Because The UK Is Doing Just Fine Without One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister’s Office has attempted to hose down speculation that our reputation
Scotty Eats His Press Secretary’s Lunch After Texting Him This Morning That He Wouldn’t
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Prime Bloke is currently in isolation down in Kirribilli House and receives daily
“I Drive A Wrangler” Says Self-Described Alpha Who Ghosts Women Who Don’t Remind Him Of His Mum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who owns a Jeep Wrangler and loves it reckons it’
PM: “I’d Go To The UN Climate Change Conference If Glasgow Wasn’t Such A Shithole”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison has reportedly made a decision on whether he’s going to personally
WA State Media Says 250 New South Welshpersons Will Die Per Second When Restrictions Are Lifted
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The state media run by the Democratic People’s Republic of Western Australia [DPRWA]
China Announces New Nuclear Submarines Won’t Be Allowed To Dock At Their Port In Darwin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact China’s port in Darwin will be off-limits to our new nuclear submarines.
Undercover Epidemiologist Who Emerged 18 Months Ago Now An Expert On The Evergrande Debt Crisis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Because he doesn’t live in a diseased hellhole in the icy south of
Barnaby Confirms Jabs Are Our Best Defence Against The Air Smelling Like Burning Flesh Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Acting Prime Minister has vowed to never let the air of Southeastern Australia
Confusion Grows As To Who’s Actually Running The Show In Canberra As JoFry Commits To Net Zero
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While the Prime Minister is away, Josh Frydenberg has seemingly come out in support
Scotty Puts His World-Renown Negotiating Skills To The Test And Effectively Cancels The Ashes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This summer’s Ashes series against England is pretty much off because a deal
Melbourne Tradie Lockdown Forces Scott Cam Back Onto The Tools To Get The Block Back On Track
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s favourite television tradie has been forced to get back into the tools
Scotty Stocks Up On His Australian Flag Masks In Case China Stops Making Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Prime Bloke Scott Morrison has instructed his aides to make sure he has