Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Albo Wonders If He Could Just Pull A ScoMo Today And Fuck Work Off For The Resort Swim-Up Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in the tropics today and it seems, by his
Barnaby Tells Kangaroo Swimming In His Damn Pool To Get The Hell Out Before He Calls The Cops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister returned home yesterday to find a kangaroo swimming in his
Local Man Confirms He Feels Cheated As Latest Sickness Is Way Worse Than The Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man has been sick for nearly a month and despite dozens
Blue-Haired Naarm Settler Says She’d Vote For Our First POC Prime Minister If He Says Nup To The Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A once-proud alumnus of the exclusive Lauriston Girls’ School who’s now settled
“Albo Wants Your Labourers To Drive A Ford Ranger Raptor Like You” Scotty Warns Nation’s Builders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the offensive today after Labor leader Anthony Albanese
ABC Make Last-Ditch Effort To Interview PM With Sharkies Beer Pong Table And 30 Can Cube Of Coke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ABC is making a last-ditch effort today to lure Prime Minister Scott
Cauliflower Rice Edges Closer To $400 A Gram As Inflation Bites Inner-City Households
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yuppie households across the cities and towns are starting to feel the pinch on
Workplace Bully Happy To Be Back In Her Natural Habitat After Two-Year Break From The Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A middle-manager at a French Quarter architecture office has welcomed the recent return
Scotty From Marketing Earmarks $4bn For Hip Surgeries Before Setting Screws In Pensioner’s Femur
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come to the rescue of our nation’s clumsy
SA Parliament Likened To Neighbours As It’s Full Of Drama That Nobody Cares About Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The South Australian Parliament is in turmoil at the moment as some public servant
One Nation Defends Putting Forward The Re-Animated Corpse Of John Curtin For Wentworth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pauline Hanson’s One Nation is under fire this week for running a number
Alan Joyce Begrudgingly Invites Cousin Barnaby Over For Dinner But Asks Him Not To Break Wind In Front Of His Art Friends Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is set to be on thin ice over at