QLD Opposition Leader Launches Bold Political Strategy That Sees Him Focus On Shifting Tin And Running It Straight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the rest of the country wonders if the Liberal Party even exists anymore, it seems
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Bloke Bowling Hammer And Tong In The Nets Alone In June Must Really Have Nothing Better To Do
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man was seen bowling as fast as his body would let him this afternoon at
Man Chalks Up His Underlying Urge To Defecate In A Bunnings Display Toilet To Seeing Dave England’s Classic Prank In Jackass 1
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seemingly normal young man from our town’s north has spoken today of doing something
Guy Pearce Would’ve Gone To The Logies But Got Caught Up Cooking A Risotto And You Know How Time Consuming They Are To Make
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Actor Guy Pearce has explained his Logies absence last night, telling fans that he got caught
Crypto Boys Downgrade Car Forecast From Lambo To A 1992 Mazda 121 With No Clear Coat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two local investors have released their forecast for the next financial year today, downgrading their car
Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister’s Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is asking himself the hard questions this afternoon after noticing a detail
Labor Raises Flag Over The Australian Energy Market Operator Building After Intense Battle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Under the command of General Chris Bowen, the Australian Labor Party stormed the Australian Energy Market
Local Man Wonders If Lettuce Shortage Is Also To Blame For His Nuggets Tasting Rather Gamey This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is asking questions this morning after his usual breakfast nuggets from Overell’
Tough Times Ahead For Barnaby As He Watches Another Truckload Of 24-Micron Rubbish Drive Off The Farm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce is shearing at the moment and the former Deputy Prime Minister was
Father Of Local Puffer Jacket Chode Fears Son Will Live At Home Forever After Doing Arse On Bitcoin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The long-suffering father of a local crypto pig has lamented the fact that his idiot son
Surprise Surprise: New Communist Government Asks The Peasants To Limit Their Power Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just weeks after storming to power, Australia’s new communist government is asking the peasants to
Inner City Leftie Accidentally Uses RAT Test Designed For Blokes Who Actually Work For A Living
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s French Quarter has been offended by a RAT test
“Lol Sorry” Says RBA Governor Philip Lowe After Raising Rates Despite Saying He Wouldn’t Until 2024
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has issued a backhanded apology this morning after those people