QLD Opposition Leader Launches Bold Political Strategy That Sees Him Focus On Shifting Tin And Running It Straight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the rest of the country wonders if the Liberal Party even exists anymore, it seems
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Police Determine Optus Hacker Probably Isn’t In Sydney After Asking For Modest $1m Ransom
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Investigators have been able to narrow down the Optus hacker’s whereabouts today after they asked
Optus Apologise To Customers For Extreme Privacy Breach The Only Way They Know How By Offering Free Talk And Text After 8
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The capital city shitebags caught up in the Optus data hack have been offered free talk
Perrottet: “We Will Fix Poor Student Behaviour By Employing One Boomer Advisor On A Salary Higher Than My Own”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In light of very poor behaviour from a number of students in New South Wales, the
Melbourne’s Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The parklands surrounding the Melbourne Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans scarves and
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The common rock pigeon tasked with running the entire marketing division of Rugby Australia has assured
Advice Column | 3 Simple Ways To Improve Your Rental Property Using Their Bond
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT If you’re a property baron like me, you’d know that inflation is
Clarke Gayford Says ‘Churrr Australia’ For Letting Him Ride Home In Cargo Hold Of Albo’s RAAF Jet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The polite and pensive gentleman who’s married to New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has
Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An up-and-coming marketing collective in our town’s bohemian French Quarter has today confirmed to staff
Mid-Level FM Radio Sales Manager Ups His Shoe Game To Some Bitchin’ Brown Square Toes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man who’s obviously on a first-name basis with the lads down at the Betoota
Kiwi Mate Ruins Another Kick-On By Suggesting They Kill That Possum Hanging In The Tree
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A New Zealander has used his magic Kiwi powers over the weekend to absolutely ruin the
Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Advocate recently received email correspondence linking us to an exciting new crypto commercial. In the
“No, Let The Bird Watch. He Needs To See What He’s Done,” Says Rugby CEO Hamish McLennan Clutching The Marketing Pigeon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Assigning blame for the Wallabies’ dubious loss to the All Blacks last night in the dying