Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Dutton Says Super Concessional Tax Increases Are An Attack On Everyday, Beach House-Owning Australians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has blasted the Federal Government’s move to double the superannuation concessional
Coles, Woolworths Bragging About Record Profits Means Local Man No Longer Feels Guilty About Stealing Meat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Heights Coles has a meat bandit and he’s become a hero to the
“What Is The Point Of It All?” Wonders Bloke As He Inspects Yet Another Mouldy $900-A-Week Shithole Under A Flightpath That He Can’t Really Afford
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After his own landlord decided to take part in this nation orgy of greed, a local
Greedy Old Fuck With $10m In His Self-Managed Super Fund Feeling Victimised By Tax Reforms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the forgotten victims of Treasurer Jim Chalmer’s proposed super tax reforms has broken
Bushie Down For The Rugby In Sydney’s Been Getting A Few Compliments On His Loud Shirt And Athletic Physique
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact A relatively well-built young man with questionable fashion sense has made his way down from
Bloke Buys Himself A Massive GMC Sierra Because They’re Fucken Cool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has gone ahead and bought himself a huge pickup truck because he thinks
God Confirms Short-Term Rentals Are A Pox On Society He Sent To Show Us What Real Greed Looks Like
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact God has released a statement this morning that outlined what many here on this spinning hellrock
Drought Expert Barnaby Defends Italian Cotton Farmers As Venice Canals Dry Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s greatest drought minds has weighed into the ongoing crisis in Venice
NAPLAN School Results Are Bullshit, According To Everyone Except Real Estate Agents And Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The latest NAPLAN school results are out which is something that has one local real estate
Local Man Channels His Inner Barry Gibb After Blasting Pinky Toe On The Fucking Coffee Table
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A crisp G♯5 tone could be heard across Rivendell Street in Betoota Heights this morning
Ageing Chode Tells Anyone Who’ll Listen That Lefty Cummins Needs To Go And JL Will Save Us
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some silly old fuck from Betoota Heights that walks around town with his shirt tucked into
Barnaby Says He Will Fight For The Right Of All Australians To Raid Their Super To Buy A Jeep Compass
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce is coming into bat for Australians who want access to their money