Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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NIMBY Shitebags Fear Affordable Housing In The Area Will Result In More Interactions With Poor People
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A section of council housing in the French Quarter that was earmarked for redevelopment will now
South Australian Wonders What The Cool Gadgets Are That Everyone Else Has In Their Hands At The Golf
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A South Australian man has been left wondering what everyone else has in their hands today
Kyle Sandilands Does A Handstand Against The Wall And Shits On His Own Face In Effort To Reclaim #1 Breakfast Radio Spot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Kyle Sandilands, the controversial host of the Kyle and Jackie O Show, shocked listeners on air
Rupert Murdoch’s Leaked Emails Have Exposed The Inner Workings Of His Crumbling Empire
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact All of News Corporation’s 24 000 staff received an email this week that contained directions
Parents Outraged After Bluey Episode Shows Extrajudicial Execution Of Bandit By Chechen Separatists
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The creators of popular children’s programme Bluey have come under attack again from parents by
Money Made From Cooking Meth In Shenzen Now In Boomer’s Pocket After Selling The Family Home For $3m
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-described wise old bastard from our town’s leafiest enclave has described the sale of
Study Finds Chinese Tourists Aren’t Coming Here Anymore Because We Bought Submarines To Kill Them With
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to a recent study by South Betoota Polytechnic College, Chinese tourism to Australia has reportedly
Mature-Age Student With The $737,070.48 HECS Debt Says He’s Just Another Victim Of Indexation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The keeper of Australia’s largest HECS debt says he too is a victim of indexation,
Senior Public Servant Searches YouTube For The Perfect Acknowledgement Of Country To Play Before 3pm Meeting About Nothing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior public servant at the Department of Private Infrastructure & Privatisation (DPIP) spent the afternoon
Pine-O-Clean Disinfectant Wins Best Alcohol-Free Spirit Award
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s most trusted hospital-grade disinfectants has taken out a massive award over
Thoughtful Pitbull Owner Puts The Thing’s Name On The Harness So People Can Call It Off The Next Toddler It Mauls
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man says he’s putting the community first by putting the name of
RBA Admits They Actually Have No Fucking Idea What They’re Doing But They’re Trying Their Best
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of public servants has outed themselves this morning with senior bureaucrats at the Reserve