Smudge Reportedly Feeling Much Better This Morning After Ride On The O-Bahn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Steve Smith has reportedly woken up "feeling a lot better" this morning after spending
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Mum Has Just Discovered The Vast Artillery Of Emojis At Her Disposal
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local mum Debra Hamilton is having an absolute field day with the Emoji keyboard after discovering
Adult Man With Blonde Hair Told To Grow Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A man sporting a shade of blonde mostly seen on children has been urged to grow
UN Security Council Gather To Discuss Whether Recent Conflicts Will Affect The GTA6 Release Date
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The United Nations Security Council has called an emergency meeting to discuss whether or not America’
Mate With Severely Depleted Dopamine Levels Starts Scrolling Instagram Reels Mid Conversation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today realised the severity of her mate’s dopamine addiction, after he
Bezos Wedding DJ Forced To Piss In A Plastic Bottle Due To Brutal Fulfilment Obligations
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It seems not even his big day can stop Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos from cutting corners,
Only Country To Drop Nuclear Weapons To Decide Which Countries Can Be Trusted With Nuclear Weapons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT The only country in history to have used atomic bombs has dropped a socially acceptable bomb
Woman Asked To Donate To Cotton On Explains She Wouldn’t Be Fucken Shopping There If She Had Money To Spare
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has gently explained to a Cotton On employee that if she had any
In The Face Of Geopolitical Uncertainty, Australians Seek Wisdom From Elderly Ethnic Cab Drivers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As the decade of the 2020’s descends even further into chaos, people from around the
American Realising Why He Has To Sell His Car To Pay For Broken Arm
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Ohio man is in a state of euphoria after finally uncovering why he had to
Woman Down On Her Arse Financially Lets Out Groan After Being Invited To A Set Menu Birthday Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who’s been struggling to keep on top of her bills has set out
Australian Physios Prepare For A Spike In Business Ahead Of Back-To-Back AC/DC And Metallica Tours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Aussie rock legends AC/DC have just announced they’ll be touring their homeland for the
Greek Man Takes First Step Towards Pappouhood After Eating Apple With A Knife For The First Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 39 year old Greek-Australian man has taken the first step into “pappouhood” after deciding to