Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Preschooler Who’s Seen A Video Of A Man Getting Shot Point Blank On Mummy’s Ipad Unimpressed By Magic Milk Experiment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his teacher with the glazed look of a prisoner of war, local child Josh
Teacher Agrees It Would Be Funny To See Exchange Kid Eat Some Vegemite
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT High school teacher Vincent ‘Mr M’ Matheson (40) got a pleasant surprise today when he told-off
8:30am Train To Work Cancelled After Old Tweets Resurfaced
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the biggest scandal facing the rail industry, the 8:30am train to work has been
Report: Most Loose Leaf Tea Purchased In Error
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A 33 year study by the Betoota Bureau of Statistics has concluded that almost all supermarket
Report: Bottom Bun Of Burger Insists On Going First
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As he feels the unmistakable feeling of soggy lettuce and mayo ooze trickle his fingers, local
Group Of Women Let Out A Delighted Squeal After Discovering They’ve All Synced Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of women have today found themselves finding joy in small things after discovering they
Local Dad Still Banging On About Absolute Shitbox He Sold As A Teenager That Would Have Been Worth $60k Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights retiree Jim Haversham [65] has this week found himself harping on about his favourite
Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Jules Southey [31] sips on her cup coffee at her friend Molly’s apartment, she
Unsporty Office Woman Feeling Vindicated As Another Athletic Coworker Succumbs To An Injury
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Watching as one of her very sporty coworkers staggers in on a pair of crutches, local
Pale White Boy Rocking Etnies Skate Shoes Either Computer Science Teacher or Ice Dealer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An avid PC gamer is keeping Betoota locals on their toes this morning, given
Motel Knives Not Cutting Through Shit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It has been confirmed that trying to cut through food or plastic packaging is an absolute
‘Gamble Responsibly’ To Be Replaced By ‘Feed Your Fucking Kids’ Under New Regulations
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the