Jacinta Allan Attempts To Fend Off Leadership Challenge With Stunning Rendition Of Melbourne Sound
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT After months of plummeting approval ratings, Jacinta Allan’s future as the Victorian premier currently hangs
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Social Media Giants Shocked They're Clashing With Country That Banned Guns And Nights Out
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The social media giants are surprisingly shocked that a country quick to ban guns and nights
Tool Fans Section Off Their Own VIP Area Ahead Of Good Things Festival
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that should come as no surprise to anyone, it can be confirmed that Tool
Futurists Predict Origins Of 67 Meme To Become As Mysterious As Cool S Origins
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Futurists around the world are predicting that the inescapable 6-7 meme, popular among Gen Alpha
Local Bloke Buys Mildly Humorous But Actually Unusable Kris Kringle Gift
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has once again demonstrated the true spirit of office gift giving by purchasing
Local Man Decides Not to Throw Money Away By Driving An Extra Three Minutes To Dan’s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local bloke has this week made the only truly sound financial decision he’s managed
Social Mixed Touch Player And 4th Grade Cricketer Has One Of These For Some Reason
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local social mixed touch player and 4th grade cricketer Ben Carter has revealed he owns a
Local Woman’s Spotify Wrapped Too Embarrassing To Be Shared
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has taken one look at her Spotify wrapped and come to the conclusion
God Rolls Eyes At Another “If You’re Real” Prayer
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact While doing The Advocate's notoriously difficult Saturday crossword in his palace above the clouds,
Millennial Woman Who Works In Comms Admits Whole Career Stems From Watching 13 Going On 30 As A Teenager
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that early 2000s rom coms have had a massive effect on
“If You’re Lucky" Thinks Man Receiving 'Buy 10 Get 1 Free' Coffee Stamp Card From New Cafe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has scoffed at the faith a local barista has put in him by
Top 5 Pet Names HR Use To Hide The Fact You’re About To Be Redundant
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Firing season is upon us as businesses following the calendar financial year look to balance the
Mum Somehow Organising Dad’s Work Christmas Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Mum is expected to receive an “Mother Of The Year” nomination this