Gen X Colleague Explains To New Junior That Light Ice Is Like Heaps Normal But For Grown Ups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday drinks down at a Betoota Heights printing supply business and for one
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Australian Who Claims To Love Spicy Food Still Not Being Taken Seriously By Asian Restaurants
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Australian man who prides himself on his Bourdain-like taste palette, is still frustratingly unable to
Retro Cup Somehow Adds To The Flavour Of Canteen Chippies
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man can't quite figure out how, but the retro canteen chip cup
Dog Needing To Vomit Makes Beeline For The Only Patch Of Fabric In Entire Apartment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A dog has this week decided to empty their guts on the worst possible area of
Cash-Strapped Intern Waits Patiently For Someone More Senior To Make First Move On Office Beer Fridge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT After a hard week of unpaid labour, intern Willie Mehan was pretty keen to get stuck
Irish Bloke Unimpressed By Chinatown’s Take On Chinese Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Irish bloke on a working holiday visa is very unimpressed with Chinatown's take
Local Woman Feeling Antsy After Sushi Train Does Three Rounds Without A Single Chicken Avo In Sight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman with the palate of a child was on tenterhooks this lunchtime, as the sushi
Bar Is So Low That Local Woman Impresses Herself By Watching A Full 29 Minute Sitcom
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has accomplished what seemed impossible after successfully completing a 29 minute sitcom without
Researchers Identify Childhood Causes Of Australia’s Cocaine Epidemic
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A shocking report has revealed the single biggest childhood cause for Australia's out of
With No Footy Or Cricket On This Weekend, Nation's Women Annoyed Their Boyfriends Want To Hang Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s girlfriends are reportedly feeling a bit disgruntled today, after realising they’ll have
Victoria Vows To Rehabilitate Youth Criminals By Turning Them Into Highly Skilled Adult Criminals
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Victorian government is weighing up a major justice overhaul, eager to help its young offenders
Australian Start-Up Bro Congratulates Elon Musk On Becoming A Trillionaire Via DMs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local hustler and self styled start-up cofounder has quietly congratulated his “friend” Elon Musk for
Too Much Going On In The World For Anyone To Care About Old Cunt’s Gripe With Premature Christmas Decorations
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact IT'S TOO EARLY: Local retiree Barry McManus, 71, has reportedly taken issue with Christmas