Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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Frustrated Tradie Complains About Having To Eat Most Spectacular Sandwich In The History Of Smoko
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bricklayer, Ernie Trevino (42) has today reluctantly turned down all of the vast high salt
M1 Motorist Realises He’s Now In Queensland After Servo Baristas Give Him Shit About His Haircut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A once-in-a-lifetime surfing road trip has been met with a dampener today, as
Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Holiday season is here! That’s what residents of the Sunshine Coast town of Argybargy were
Dad Causes Irreparable Damage To Family Unit By Implying Underwhelming Surprise Is Taytay Tickets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Beatlemania of Taylor Swift continues in Australia this week, months before the American pop singer
Optus Offer Customers A Handful Of Really Valuable Magic Beans As Compensation For National Outage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Embattled Australian telco provider Optus has gone above and beyond in their efforts to acknowledge the
Queenslander Visiting Sydney Imagines What This City Would Look Like If It Had Some Real Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fitzroy River man, Graeme Kidston (59) has spent the last week in Sydney giving his waterpoof
Council Meeting Dedicates 45 Minutes To Local Boomer’s Increasingly Deranged Concerns About Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last night’s Betoota Downs Council meeting went just about as well as anyone would have
Bloke Warning Against ’15 Minute Cities’ Just Describing His Hometown Before It Was Gutted Of Industry And Services
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you are still recovering from the ‘Aboriginal Land Tax’ or any number of other
Millennial Parents Worry Optus Crash Could Result In Australian Kids Discovering How To Play
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s largest telecommunications providers is experiencing a massive nationwide outage on mobile and
Corporate Divorcee Starting To Say Some Things He Can’t Take Back After 8 Hour Cup Function
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he
Greens MPs Forced To Reluctantly Embrace The Cup Now That Normal People Have Started Voting For Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Greens have come a long way since Bob Brown decided to take a merry
Anti-Melbourne Cup Protests Drowned Out By Real Issues
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT At 3pm this afternoon, The famous Melbourne Cup horse race will be run for the 163rd