Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Apprentice Catching A 5:00am Bus With All Of His Tools Has 3 Months To Think About What He’s Done
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local apprentice tradesman who was spotted catching a 5:00am suburban council bus – with all
Soft Cock Albo Appoints A New Governor-General Who Hasn’t Even Completed Basic Weapons Training
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in a decade, the Governor-General of Australia will not be a former
Young Fella’s Night Out Dampened By Realisation That A Pint Costs Equivalent To 1 Hours Pay At The Pizza Shop
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the politicians and music industry continue to rack their brains as to why Splendour In
Good Coffee Finally Arrives In The Bush As Town’s First Homosexuals Open A Cafe Called ‘The Hub’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Good coffee rural has finally arrived in the rural Queensland town of Yawannagokunt – a remote and
Local Bloke Suddenly Overcome By Unquenchable Thirst After Realising He Has 4 Days To Bounce Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota City Worker has suddenly registered that tonight, of all nights, has the potential to
With 3 Major Music Festivals Cancelled, Aussie Musicians Just Thankful For A Supportive Pub Scene
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Splendour in the Grass 2024 was officially cancelled by the event’s organisers yesterday afternoon – in
US Authorities Warn International Fugitive ‘P. Diddy’ May Go By Several Different Names
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT US authorities have put the word out that alleged human trafficker P. Diddy may be travelling
Splendour Canned Because The Kids Are Fucked Financially And Mentally From Spending 3 Years Indoors In The Prime Of Their Lives
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that nobody wants to really interrogate that much, Splendour in the Grass 2024 has
Tasmania Labor Explain Why They Won’t Form Government With Greens: “Have You Seen These Freaks?!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lengthy leadership trying to win over voters who are now alomst completely detached from
LNP Announce Youth Crime Plan: Make Young People Stay At Home And Play Video Games With Their Loving Parents Next To A Crackling Fireplace After A Hearty Dinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s October election will be fought over youth crime, it has been confirmed. After nearly
NRL Rocked By Injuries To Star Footballers Who Now Play 35 x 80 Minute Matches Per Year To Keep The Sportsbetting Overlords Happy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just one year after the NRL competition was expanded to include a second Brisbane team, and
Bloke With Really Niche Taste In Copyright-Violating Remixes Yearns For The Youtube To MP3 Days
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Spotify user with an exceptionally niche taste in copyright-violating remixes has expressed a longing for