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Bloke That Forgot To Take Friday Off Has Multiple Ghost Encounters In Empty Workplace
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a strange turn of events, local office worker Callum Birch (32), who forgot to take
Albo Sends In The Only Community Leader Capable Of Resolving Complex Ethno-Religious Tensions In South-West Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South-West Sydney remains on edge today, after a religiously motivated attack on a local preacher earlier
Local Youth Just Hoping He Gets A Couple Of Weeks To Play GTA6 Before Prime Minister Dutton Conscripts Him To Fight In Iran
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Betoota youth Colin Myers (24) has been fervently praying for just a “good week or
Nation Demands That Albo Confirms Whether New Local Manufacturing Plan Will Bring Back The Maloo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Albanese Government is proposing a return to the era of Australian-made manufacturing that officially ended
Best Distraction From Current News Cycle Found To Be Getting Pissed Under A Timber Queenslander And Listening To Violent Soho
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With endless misery and tragedy in the local news cycle, escalating global conflicts, and a noisy
Nation’s Coke Dealers And Erotic Massage Parlours Lose A Valuable Revenue Stream
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Right across the Australia today, white knuckles have overcome the gentle hands of erotic masseuses.
Resilient Bunnies Fan Says Current Slump Is Nothing Compared To Literally Being Kicked Out Of The Comp And Then Returning To Win 3 Wooden Spoons In 4 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the South Sydney Rabbitohs begin the 2024 NRL season with very little to celebrate, the
Dutton Says Losing 7 Liberal Seats To Uppity Females Was Equivalent To The Japanese Bombing Darwin
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton is continuing to dig downwards today, and has refused to walk
Veteran School Teacher Left Speechless After Being Told He Has L Rizz
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bizarre turn of events that has left the entire teaching staff scratching their heads,
Dutton, Howard And Abbott Depart For LA To Attend Funeral Of Persecuted Christian Figure, OJ Simpson
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT OJ Simpson, a former United States football star turned Hollywood actor, who was acquitted of murder
Cowboys 2024 ANZAC Round Jersey Calls For The Release Of North Queensland War Hero Julian Assange
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The North Queensland Toyota Cowboys have unveiled their 2024 Defence Jersey, giving recognition to their region’
Light Strumming Of Acoustic Guitar At Coastal Restaurant Gives Millionaire Neighbours Some Purpose In Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opening a restaurant in this economy can be a daunting process. The cost of supplies, expertise