After Only 6 Months Under Socialist Rule, New Yorkers Say This Is The Best Year Of Their Lives
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since 1973, the New York Knickerbockers are NBA champions -after a 94-
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1st Year Apprentice Stimulates Local Economy By Spending Tax Return On New Tyres And A GoPro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation’s late-tax-submitters finally get their hands on their juicy returns, pre-
Nonna Betrays Grandchildren With Frozen Tomato Sauce In Ice Cream Container
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local grandson has been distraught to learn that the blue tub in his nonna’s
Dutton Says Manus Detainees Should Relocate To Town He Won’t Visit Without Armed Guards
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Immigration and Border Protection Minister Peter Dutton said the Coalition Government has arranged shelter and other
Local Dads Reconcile Hatred Of Americanized Holidays With Spare Hour To Tip A Few
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of local dad’s in Betoota’s inner-city have spent months detesting the
Bulldogs Prioritise Welfare Of Mascot, Confirm They Will Not Be Signing Pearce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Cooper Cronk sent the Rugby League rumour mill into overdrive last year when he announced he
Club Cricketer Finds No Issue With Asking Teammate He Barely Knows If He Can Borrow His Box
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local lower-grade club cricketer has ambitiously asked a teammate that he does not really
Bill Cosby And Harvey Weinstein Also Come Out As Gay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former well-liked Hollywood icons, Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein have today taken the opportunity to
Jamie Oliver Blamed For Rise In Unused Mortar And Pestles In Suburban Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rise of cluttered kitchen benches has been blamed solely on the iconic British celebrity chef,
Simon ‘The Wizard’ Whitlock To Run Against Barnaby Joyce In New England By-Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news of the High Court’s ruling that Barnaby Joyce should have known about,
Bloke Who Wants People To Know He’s Made The Big Time Torn Between Crownies Or Coronas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Redlands Bay man who’s been rolling in cash recently doesn’t know which type
Die-Hard Punter Displays Profound Insider Knowledge And Instinct By Putting $20 On Winx
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who doesn’t really like to live life on the edge that much
Brave Frontline Workers Also Really Horny, Confirms Uni Students On Halloween
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent members from the Queensland Nurses Union say that they are “100% okay” with their portrayal