Sydney’s Good Boys On The Verge Of Nervous Breakdowns After Nightly Vivid Fireworks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Inner Sydney's good boys are on the brink of complete mental collapse as Vivid&
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Lebanese Barber Saves Best Chin Strap For Himself
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Lebanese-Australian has today revealed that while his renowned manscaping skills are revered by
Real Estate Agent Asks Toddler Playing In Sand At Bondi If She’s Ever Thought Of Selling
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A young girl who just finished a three bedroom, one moat sandcastle at Bondi Beach could
Demolition Contractor Weighs Up Copper-Wire-To-Asbestos Ratio Before Accepting Job
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local demolition expert, Digby Schuster, has tentatively accepted to suss out a new gig at the
Report: Matty Johns Reckons He’s Pulling Off The Flat Brim
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the University of Newcastle has found that former Newcastle Knights legend and
Teenager With Trolley Pole Threatens Bike-Sharing Multinational’s Entire Business Model
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maroubra teenager, Joel Jack (13) doesn’t need a new bike. In fact he’s pretty
Bloke That Got Arrested On Footy Trip Has 15 Minutes To Show His Face Or Be Left Behind
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Bedourie Roosters lick their wounds following an unnecessarily large blow out following their trial
“It’s Just The Market Correcting Itself” Says Terrified Crypto Investor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A crestfallen young crypto investor has assured The Advocate today that the recent crash is just
Arj Barker Appears In Australian Comedy Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Immigration office has been urged to look into whether or not American comedian Arj Barker
The Girls Decide On A Round Of Espresso Martinis With The Bar Six Deep And One Bartender On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Bartender and mixologist Andy Samson could feel some eyes burning holes in him this afternoon as
No Vote Campaigner Shifts Focus To Nick Kyrgios’ Attitude Problem
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After an unsuccessful 18 months spent campaigning against societal decay, a prominent Betoota-based No voter
Corporate Drones Show Off Human Side With Hilarious Pub Trivia Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact What do you get when you combine a group of young professionals and a pub trivia
Craig McLachlan Enquires About Availability Of Rooms At Ecuadorian Embassy In Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern | Contact Sources close to actor Craig McLachlan have confirmed that the C-grade celebrity has begun making