Sydney’s Good Boys On The Verge Of Nervous Breakdowns After Nightly Vivid Fireworks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Inner Sydney's good boys are on the brink of complete mental collapse as Vivid&
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Patriot Proudly Defends Actions Of Ancestors While Also Distancing Himself From Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local UPF member has today declared that Aboriginal people should be thankful for white people
City Worker Feels Like Filthy Cheater Walking Past Regular Cafe With A Different Coffee
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sandy Dawson felt pretty uncomfortable this morning as she took a walk of shame, so to
Calls For Generation X To Apologise For The Cat Empire
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The demographic cohort born between early-to-mid 1960s to the early 1980s have today been
Devoted Uni Feminist Refuses To Be Distracted By Trivial Things Like Issues Facing Minorities
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact Last Friday a rally was held in the courtyard of Betoota’s leading tertiary educator,
Cronulla Man Cuts To The Chase And Fills His Inflatable Pool With Piss To Begin With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With only three days until the Australia Day long weekend, some of Australia’s most patriotic
Abbott Kindly Requests Media To Not Ask His Daughter For Her Thoughts On Australia Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today requested that the media please do not undermine his
Awkward Nightclub Encounter Confirms Family Friend Born In 1999 Is Old Enough For MDMA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT People that were born while Australia was still setting up for the Sydney Olympics are now
Mate Who Recently Moved To Sydney Completes Hipster Rebrand With List Of Bands Nobody Knows
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local mate that works in advertising, Xander Levison is today letting his close friends know that
Tough C–t Getting Out Of Car During Road Rage Incident Hoping No One Calls His Bluff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A man who gets kicks from intimidating people has possibly bitten off more than he can
Australian Tennis Fans Slowly Warming To Idea Of A Player Having A Personality
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Following an ‘undeniable showing of maturity’ in his fourth-round encounter against Dimitrov in front of
Hottest Chick From High School Returns From Gap Year With Politically-Charged Rebrand
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Arguably the meanest and most socially influential girl from your finishing class at high school has
Local Man Forced To Actually Wash His Hands After Other Bloke Walks Into Bathroom
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACTA Betoota man has been forced to do the unthinkable and actually wash his hands in a