Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Senator Who Made A Career Spewing Racial Slurs About Every Single Race Of People Found To Be Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two years of expensive legal proceedings, a Federal Court has found the Far-Right Australian Senator
Albo Keeps The Media Happy By Fucking Off Morrison’s 7-Series And Bringing Back The 1991 Holden Caprice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s financial emancipation continues to make headlines this week, after it was
Nonno Both Proud And Deeply Concerned That Italians Are Now Running The Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of Saturday night, David Frank Crisafulli is the 41st Premier of Queensland. He joins Australian
7 Ways That Anthony Albanese Can Prove To Australians That He Doesn’t Think He’s Better Than Us
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has finally been exposed for what he is. A political elite. This
Natural Caretaker Not Sure If The Guy She Walked Past At The Supermarket Is Hot Or Just Useless
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT After a string of exhausting relationships, Betoota Grove woman Kelsie Nova (32) has finally accepted
Albo Keeps The Media Happy And Moves Into A Single Bed Flat Above The Huntsbury Hotel In Petersham
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In case you haven’t been reading the newspapers, The Prime Minister thinks he is better
Saudis Firmly Deny The 2034 Stadium Will Be Built By AI Robots, Promising Traditional Slave Labour
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Leading Saudi officials have defended harsh accusations regarding the construction of their stadiums by Western observers.
Nation’s Free-Thinkers Mourn Last Form Of Mobile Tech That Doesn’t Make You Follow Government Orders
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT While most Australians barely noticed the recent announcement regarding the shutdown of the last 3G cell
Outer-Suburban Boxing Gym Membership Split Between Bikie-Affiliated Fighters And Middle Aged Mums
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s entire boxing scene is completely reliant on middle aged mothers, it can be confirmed.
Local Trolley Boy Just Too Damn Good At His Job To Be Let Go For Intimidating Shoppers, Smoking Weed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A modern day stockman at the local Coles has once again survived several allegations of calling
King Charles Gets Faded Off Kava And Cops A Tribal Tatt After England Defeat Samoa In Rugby League
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A traditional kava-drinking ceremony has reportedly left an inebriated King stumbling through the streets of Apia,
South Brisbane Man Who Voted Green in 2022 For Subsidised Dental Care Decides He’s Not That Supportive Of Firebombing Electoral Offices
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Greenslopes man who has a fucken stressful job moving pallets of shit around a warehouse