After Weeks Of Trying To Forget Each Other, World’s Most Toxic Love Triangle Now More Passionate Than Ever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that has the rest of the global community rolling their eyes, one of
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Channel 9 Cryogenics Department Ordered To Prepare Delta
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Executives at Channel 9 have today ordered their talent and cryogenics department to prepare The Voice
Bloke Sending Money Overseas From Post Office Acting Like A Panamanian Fund Manager
Clive Overton (48) an old school journo, channeled his inner fund manager today as he tried to transfer money internationally.
Even The Greens Not Sure Who The Fuck Votes For Them After Losing Inner-City Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Greens leader Richard Di Natale has today confirmed that even he doesn’t know who votes
Facebook Comedian Releases Line Of Merch After Semi-Abusive Girlfriend Pranks Go Viral
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Facebook comedian who has found fame by causing distress to his girlfriend in a
Draw-4 Use Tearing Regional Families Apart
LOUIS BURKE | Cadet | CONTACT In a tragic turn of events, it has been reported Betoota mother and daughter Kietha and
Rare Community Of Beautiful White-Skinned Rohingyan Muslims To Be Fast-Tracked For Visas
A rare community of persecuted Rohingyan Muslims with pure and smooth white skin have been identified as ‘the type of
Groom-To-Be Bails On Wedding After Atrocious Parallel Park With Fiance’s Dad In The Car
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A local Betoota man has been left absolutely humiliated this afternoon after he failed to execute
Irish Bloke In Darwin Worried It Might’ve Been Him That Fucked The Place Up Over The Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Almost half the Darwin residents who lost power during Tropical Cyclone Marcus have been reconnected, with
Chris Lilley Appears On Sunrise To Talk Gold Coast Remake Of Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
LEROY PERCIVAL | Music Editor | CONTACT Comedian Chris Lilley has appeared on Sunrise this morning to talk about his new TV
Mum Fucked Up And Bought Diet Cordial Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A giant ice cold glass of obscure tasting orange fruit crush has confirmed that mum has
Mature Wine-Drinking 18-Year-Old A Bit Beyond The UDLs Nowadays
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There’s no denying we live in an age of increased learning, an adage best demonstrated
Customer With T-Shirt Tucked Into Jeans Asks If You Can Hook A Brutha Up With Some WiFi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Recent studies have found that there is a close to 100% chance that the curly haired