Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Local Uni Confirms Posting ‘Quirky’ Graduation Pic Is Mandatory Final Course Requirement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Graduation has just become a little bit harder for graduates of the University Of Western Queensland.
Report: Yodeling Only Art Form White People Can Perform Without Cultural Appropriation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new study has found that the only form of artistic expression that white people are
Tony Jones Fills In As Triple J Music Director While Kingsmill Takes Long Service Leave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ABC has today revealed that the coveted role of Triple J music director will be
Trainee Magician Performs First Trick By Making Chances of Finding Girlfriend Disappear
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Hobbyist magician Alexander Eisenhoof (38) has performed his greatest illusion to date by making any chance
Banking Royal Commission: Nonno Says He Always Knew The Banks They No Good
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “You laugh. But who laugh know?” says 86-year-old Sal Carbone. “I always knew” With almost daily
Report: ‘Round The Twist’ Doesn’t Hold Up, Especially After A Big Weekend On The Biccies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A multi-participant study has concluded the classic ABC children’s series Round the Twist does not
Bloke Stumbling Out Of Nightclub At 4AM Thanks The Bouncer For Doing Absolutely Fuck All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local clubrat, Andrew Doofman (24) has shown that he knows how to show the necessary etiquette
“Okay, Twiggy. We’re Listening” Says Australian Rugby
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a controversial week for the Australian rugby union brand, loyalists of the game are now
Uninspired Risotto Makes For Good Enough Vegetarian Option
Vegetarian chef Beatrice Root (45) has concluded her 8-year PhD into the intricacies of vegetarian cooking by determining a risotto
Disney Congratulates Disney On Beating Disney At The Box Office
Disney have today released a statement officially congratulating their long-time rivals, Disney, on breaking Box Office records with the release
30 Block Of Emu Export In Canteen Of WA Parliament Only Thing Left Over From Mining Boom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was billed as a once in lifetime boom that was going to bring unimaginable fortunes
Reporters At Shorten’s Press Conference Distracted By Paint Drying On Wall Behind Him
Bill Shorten has had to interrupt reporters at a press conference this afternoon in an awkward state of affairs. The