Trump To Visit Australia After China To Continue Communist World Tour
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has taken a brief recess from installing freedom in Iran to meet
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The Mum From That Show That Was On Daytime TV In The 1990s Turns Out To Be Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The actor who played a matriarchal character in a sitcom about an overweight middle American family
Local Girl Sentenced To Kiss Steve Buscemi After Not Tagging Her Mate Back In 5 Mins
WENDELL HUSSEY | CADET |CONTACT A local girl has had her sentence handed down for her social media misdemeanours today. Justice
Hell Yes: 11-Year-Old Tennis Prodigy Has A Slavic Last Name
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 11-year-old Stefani Bozovic has caused great excitement for Tennis Australia today, after scouts finally learnt her
ABC Reportedly Offered Joyce 10-Pack Of Blackrats And Packet Of Smokes For Baby Story
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the wake of the news that former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reportedly accepted
Local Bloke Confirms How Boring His Mates Are By Playing More Than One Round Of Buck Hunter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by his missus and his mates has found that local car detailer, Kyal
Tiling Sub-Contractor Opts To Squat After Politely Declining Spare Milk Crate At Smoko
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A seemingly competent and level-headed subbie has today opted for what looks like the most uncomfortable
Inside The Blues’ Radical New Game Plan: Blackfellas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a decade of remarkably embarrassing football, the NSW Origin side has this year announced a
Lleyton And Bec Worried About Vikki And Barnaby Taking Over As New Tabloid Power Couple
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After over 1000 near-divorces and endless drama, Lleyton and Bec Hewitt are looking to be replaced
“Lebron!” Says Rugby League Illiterate Coworker Out Of His Depth With Origin Selections
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Apparently local city worker, Zane Sheryl, is really into the American basketball competition. His co-workers made
3rd Grade Hero Wonders What Could Have Been If He Hadn’t Spent 8 Years Hammering Piss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former half-decent footy player, Luke Carter has today taken a moment to wonder about what his
“We Still Have All Your Details” Says Briefly Popular Website
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A flurry of emails from every single website that you have ever given your email address
Aunty Jackie Going Real Hard With The Purple
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 60-something member of the extended family is almost 90% purple, it has been confirmed. It