Enough Talk: Hastie And BRS To Settle Differences At Local Paintball Skirmish, Winner Gets Canning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There have been inches and inches of online conjecture, memes and opinion regarding the seemingly degraded
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‘Vivid Western Sydney’ Just A Glow Of Backed Up Brake Lights On The M4
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW government has fulfilled another promise made to Western Sydney as the iconic Vivid festival
Next Pirates of the Carribean Film To Feature Johnny Depp Stealing Treasure Directly From Audience’s Wallet
Following the announcement of the sixth instalment of Pirates of the Carribean franchise, Disney has confirmed lovable criminal Johnny Depp
Insurance Company Spoil Another Good Song
Tragic news for music fans as insurance company NGIRMCA secures the rights to a song you love, promising to overplay
Pauline Hanson Says She’ll Never Forgive Muslims For Turning Four Senators Against Her
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the departure of the fourth of the three senators she had elected to the Federal
Report: She’s Not Fucken Warm, Dry
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by literally anyone going outside right now suggests that it’s not fucken
“This Ice Thing Is Actually Pretty Bad Hey” Says Shorten During Rare Trip Outside Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT During a rare trip to the bush, Bill Shorten has finally realised all those audience members
Boring Town Makes Up A Rumour About A Panther
After over 12 months of research, a study by the Black Panther Sightings Organisation (BPSO) has confirmed that there must
“The Fans Must Be Going Off Right Now In…. Golden State” Says Australian NBA Die-Hard
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A self-proclaimed die-hard Golden State Warriors fans says that he’d love nothing more to be
“Haha. Don’t Worry, No One Is Going To Jail” Turnbull Assures Banking Executives
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The banking industry is in shock today after the ACCC announced that they would be levelling
Mosman-Based Young Liberal Who Held Down A Bar Job While At Bond University Says He’s Worried That Generations Of Houso Kids Are Being Raised With A Sense Of Entitlement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 23-year-old paralegal who had a bar job during his four years at University says if
Sydney Woman Desperately Trying To Convince Overseas Friend That Having Fun Is Overrated
KENT REGINALD | Editor | CONTACT A local Sydney woman who is definitely, definitely not in denial, is reportedly trying to convince
Blasting Sounds Of Alanis Morissette Suggests Mum’s Had A Blow Up With Her Boss Again
The high volume rotation of Alanis Morissette‘s greatest hits in mum’s Golf can only suggest that she’s