Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
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“Women Need To Be More Careful” Says Man Who Passed Out In Pub Car Park On Friday Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Gordon Leonard (25) says male on female violence can be easily avoidable if our
Italian Mate Says The Standard Of Soccer In 2018 World Cup Has Been Pretty Shit So Far
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent Italian-Australian from West Betoota has today declared that he hasn’t really been watching
The Betoota Advocate Interviews Controversial Murdoch Columnist Miranda Devine
Spicing things up for episode 15 with conservative Murdoch commentator and columnist Miranda Devine. We ask the big questions this
Sesame Street Unveils Scary New Coastie Puppet, The Grog Monster
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet| CONTACT The makers of the iconic and ever-popular children’s television program Sesame Street have shocked parents
Sickening Chemical Odours Wafting Out Into Arcade Suggest This Nail Salon Might Be The One
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local nail salon in Betoota’s inner-city suburb of Roma Hills has been rated as
Opinion: Here’s Why Racism Might Be Problematic.
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT It’s fair to say 2018 is probably the worst time ever to be a marginalised
European Nation Of 70 Million Beat Australia At Our Fourth Most Popular Sport By 1 Point
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s first dance in the 2018 FIFA World Cup has seen us controversially go down
Telstra Thank Customers For Being So Apathetic Over The Last Few Weeks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Countless coverage outages, terrible data plans and even worse broadband – a trifecta of terrible business attributes
Lucky Ethnic Friend Always Has His Mother Country In Case Socceroos Come Home Next Week
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Soccer fan George La Polosovicski (32) is “beyond pumped” to see the Socceroos perform in the
Grease Medley Megamix Saves Boring Wedding
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota Ponds wedding has been saved from being a completely lacklustre affair with the DJ
Albo Visits Parish Priest To Ask Forgiveness For What He Is About To Do To Shorten
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the first cloud of steam of the election season rising to the surface, shadow infrastructure
Bloke Named Clint Probably Gonna Spend The Weekend Up The Sunny Coast Aye
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke called Clint has confirmed to colleagues today that he is going to be