I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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PM Says Uncle Tony May Lose Pre-Selection If He Doesn’t Stand For Anthem At Bunnies Match
A bold protest will hang over the South Sydney Rabbitohs as they attempt to keep their NRL premiership dreams alive
Alpha Male House Guest Demands Player One Controller
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local alpha male Vincent Varney (32) reinforced his dominant status today by claiming Player 1 during
Peppa Pig Suspended On A Grade 1 Dangerous Tackle
LOUIS BURKE | Sports | CONTACT Children’s TV icon and first grade prop Peppa Pig has been suspended from finals football
Chubby Local Kid Looks Forward To Debuting Trendy New Rashie This Summer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For local chubby kid, Benjamin Knight (11) warmer weather cannot come any sooner as this dough-boy
Uncle Tony X Mobilises Armed Patrols To Protect His Community Against Police Brutality
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Former Prime Minister has today announced his plans to conduct armed patrols monitoring police brutality
Prime Minister Morrison’s Media Advisor Now Looking For Work In Advertising
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a nightmarish 24-hours on social media, the millennial Liberal staffer responsible for Prime Minister Morrison’
Christopher Pyne MP Reveals That He Would Also Like To Know Who Fuckin’ Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Minister For Defence Christopher Pyne has boldly thrown his support behind Scott Morrison today by joining
Uncle Tony’s Approach To Politics Changes Dramatically After Reading Malcolm X Autobiography
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of disempowerment and oppression at the hands of his more moderate Liberal Party
Australian Strawberries ‘Find A Golden Needle’ Campaign Backfires
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT Strawberries Australia is ducking for cover today after being plastered for their latest promotional campaign. In
High School Teacher Hides Life Of Sin From Students By Using Her Weird Middle Name On Facebook
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT They told Samantha Williams during her time at university that she would have to be careful
Melbourne Hipster Wishes Mark Knight Wasn’t From Melbourne So He Didn’t Have To Defend Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Ummmm… He’s no Bill Leak” says 39-year-old Brunswick resident, Aquila Finch. “Bill Leak was way
Peter Dutton Pulls An ‘Elon’ Under Pressure And Throws Around Some Pedo Accusations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has pulled an ‘Elon Musk’ accusing Roman Quaedvlieg of “grooming” a