Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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ABC Points To Filo Cleaner On Nightshift In Ultimo Head Office As Example Of Media Diversity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 55-year-old service worker who has never once stood in front of a camera has today
Tinted WRX Idles In Alley Behind The Pub As Local Boys Gather To Pay Tribute To Maradona
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The world mourns the loss of one of the greatest footballers in FIFA history today, after
“He Was The Lionel Mes… The Cristiano… He Was Really Good At Soccer” Dad Explains To Mum
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recently retired maths teacher from Betoota Heights has today asked her sports mad husband to
P.E Nation Prepares For A Name Change To Distance Brand From Their Founder Pete Evans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent conspiracy theorist Pete Evans’ fall from grace continues today, as yet another corporate partner severs
Report: Surely The Inspired Unemployed Lads Would Be Getting A Bit Of Action?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by every single bloke sitting next to their giggling missos on the couch
Rupert Murdoch Hires 100 New Journalists Within His Degrading Aboriginal Sportsmen Department
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There is finally some hope for aspiring Aussie journalists today, as the largest media monopoly in
Noosa Toffs Whingeing About Makeshift Schoolies Urged To Give The Kids A Fucking Break
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rest of Australia has come out in support of Queensland’s school leavers this week,
Real Estate Firm Gets Fuckloads Of Business After Plastering Town With Photos Of Their Heads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota’s premier Real Estate agencies has taken things up a notch in 2020,
PM Warns Against ‘Trial By Media’ With Alleged War Crimes The ABC Got Raided For Looking Into
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today taken a break from his quarantine photoshoots to address
Local Bloke Claims To Be Patriotic Despite His Refusal To Publicly Defend Horrific War Crimes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bloke, Cole Chisel (49, Betoota Heights) hasn’t missed a dawn service since he can
Woodville Pizza Tell South Australia To Say Hi To Ashton Because They Just Got Punk’d!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTAC South Australian premier Steven Marshall says he is “fuming” after it was revealed that the entire
Local Woman Cements Status As Office Pariah By Taking Single Bite Off Multiple Hot Wings
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local woman has cemented her status as office pariah today after she was seen taking