Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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PM Forced To Swallow Pride And Call Turnbull For Tips On How To Deal With The Tighthead Props
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just after the Prime Minister had finally managed to discipline his electoral neighbour, Craig Kelly, for
Australians To Lose Access To Gmail And Google Because Rupert Can’t Figure Out Social Media
LEON SCENT | Tech| CONTACT In a newest example of wealth-hoarding senior billionaires demanding legislation to save their businesses from being
Peter V’Landys Calls The Dragons: “Are You Blokes Really That Fucked This Year?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Rugby League commission chairman Peter V’Landys has today had to pick up the phone
Craig Kelly Tells Plibersek To Google ‘Chinese Submarine Sightings In Portsea, 1967’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Labor frontbencher Tanya Plibersek has clashed with embattled Liberal MP Craig Kelly ain the halls of
Eddie McGuire Runs Media Through His “Favourite Wog Food” To Prove Collingwood Isn’t Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Eddie McGuire has today hosted yet another press conference to continue digging the hole he found
Morrison Says Craig Kelly Is A Fine Man That Doesn’t Know Where Any Skeletons Are Buried
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a political climate where the number one priority is quelling anxieties surrounding the importance of
Leaked Photos Reveal Angus Crichton Has Been Working At JB Hi-Fi During The NRL Off-Season
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a relatively quiet off-season by NRL standards, social media has today been buzzing with new
Albo Announces All Labor Frontbench Meetings Will Be Held In Westfield Car Parks From Now On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese last week announced a reshuffle of his frontbench, with key portfolio changes
Permanently Aching Throat Unfortunately Now Just Part Of Being A Cool Millennial
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just as Western Medicine had nearly convinced the world to wean themselves off nicotine addictions, it
Novak Djokovic Somehow Suffers Severe Hand Blisters While Alone In A Hotel Room For Two Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT World No. 1 Novak Djokovic has showed up halfway through his own match, after previously pulling
Frydenberg Gently Urges PM To Condemn Neo-Nazism: “Look, This Might Be Normal In Cronulla…”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “So basically…” began the exhausted Josh Frydenberg. He’s finally locked down a face to face
Barnaby Divides Coalition By Refusing To Accept The PM Is Anything But An Eastern Suburbs Boy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today thrown another spanner into the works of what