Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
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McGowan To Keep WA Border Closed In An Effort To Protect Local Crystal Meth Manufacturing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WA Premier Mark McGowan says he believes that with 2.6 million square kilometres of mostly
Aussie Tax Payers Allowed One Free TV Each After Paying Gerry Harvey’s Staff’s Wages All Year
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the most exciting news for home entertainment upgrades since Kevin Rudd’s $900 stimulus cheque,
Hipsters Outraged As Justin Hemmes Converts Terrifying Bikie Pub Into A Family Friendly Venue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s largest hospitality groups has made a move on the Diamantina Shire this
Bloke Drinking Alone With Oakley Tan Lines Just Flew In From The Mines Not A Bad Spot Aye
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A high-income loner currently piping into random conversations at a local beer garden has apparently flown
“Give Our PM A Break!” Says Boomer Who Will Die Of Neglect In Government Funded Aged Care Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Prime Minister edges closer each day to buckling under the pressures of leading a
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in his professional career, it seems that Prime Minister Scott Morrison might
Australia’s Dorky Bosses Currently Showing Their Edginess By Putting On A Bit Of Daft Punk
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact In the wake of French electronic duo Daft Punk splitting up, men, women & children all
“This Damn Cancel Culture!” Says Sky News Viewer After Getting Sacked For Wanking At His Desk
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After his fourth violation of workplace code and conduct, one local Sky News viewer Joe Corbyn
Nation Just Glad PM’s Ministers And Staffers Thought To Tell Him About This Pandemic Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fall out continues in Canberra this week, as the list of people who knew about
Cat Calls Stop Suddenly As Irish Lollipop Lady Starts Joining The Samoan Scaffolders For Smoko
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Irish expat Siobhan Murphy says a life in Australia comes with it’s challenges. First
Drug Dealer’s Misso Stays Glued To Big Bang Theory Throughout Entire Transaction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite big ratings in the USA, the Big Bang Theory is widely accepted as one of
Australians Currently Relying On Fired Up Cabbies For News Updates
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT News-hungry Australians who have no contact with the outside world apart from tv, radio, telephone, newspapers,