Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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“Oi.. We Don’t Do That Here!” – Scotty Bravely Orders AFP To Lower Their Guns During Protests
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has continued digging further into the hole that has found his
PM Figures His New Ironing Board Rebate Might Settle Down These Protestors Outside Parliament
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Morrison has finally snapped this morning and agreed to meet with the thousands of
Sky News Dad Begins Dominating Arguments With Leftie Daughters After Learning The Word “Woke”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local semi-retired sporting goods retailer slash property investor, Royce Rodson (71) has this week stumbled across
ACA Playing At Full Volume On Outdoor Flat Screen A Fair Indicator This Pub Is Good For A Blue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local hi-vis watering hole in Betoota’s light industrial Flight Path District looks like the
Government’s Delayed Vaccine Roll-Out, Rape Scandals, Dodgy Grant Scandals To Vanish At 7PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mounting allegations of sexual assault levelled towards high ranking Federal government staffers and ministers is
Paid Leave Porter Finally Memorises The ‘Goodbye Horses’ Dance From Silence Of The Lambs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a couple hours of make-up appliance and costume changes, the Attorney-General has today finally nailed
Bob Katter Says Only Way To Save Aviation And Tourism Is To Nationalise QANTAS At Gunpoint
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT IT’S TIME TO TAKE IT BACK: Prime Minister Morrison has today unveiled a $1.2
Melbourne’s AAMI Park Unveils Bizarre Statue Of Sméagol From Lord Of The Rings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are today demanding answers from the operators of Melbourne Sports and Entertainment Precinct, after the
Cameron Smith Expects Nation To Honestly Believe He’s Not Gonna Pull A 2001 Alfie Langer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PULLIN AN ALFIE: Rugby league legend Cameron Smith has today announced his retirement the only job
Paid Leave Porter Pisses His Pants With Laughter While Relentlessly Prank Calling Triple Zero
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As his whispy beard grows bigger, the Attorney General Christian Porter is finding more and more
Prince Charles Baffled By Soft Cock Son Choosing To Support Wife And Not Leave Her For Dead
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As The British Royal Family continues to descend into one of those public tabloid meltdowns that
“…So Basically Now We Are Left With Nothing But A Multimillion Dollar Netflix Deal And Heaps Of Nice Clothes”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Duke and Duchess Sussex are now staring down the barrel of a life of hard